Denny the Stump Guy

We could plant a house, we could build a tree

[Denny the Stump Guy @jahbanni]

Generally how records work.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨👑 Bruno Fernandes sets new record for Manchester United: 16 assists in a single Premier League season.

Most than any other player in #MUFC history, beating David Beckham’s record with 15.

[Denny the Stump Guy @jahbanni]

@HotspurLane The championship is the perfect place for him to get used to England. 😇

[Denny the Stump Guy @jahbanni]

@AdamFulwell_ I understand what you’re saying but even here fandom isn’t typically driven by anything but where you’re from and what teams you grew up with. And ignorance or not a lot of it is driven by the need for validation (and talentless paychecks) through clicks. Happens here too.

[Denny the Stump Guy @jahbanni]

Mourinho being a pile of loose shit is anything but new news.

[talkSPORT @talkSPORT]

Read here: https://t.co/xo1wECyQds

[Denny the Stump Guy @jahbanni]

This is a lazy take from a jilted ex. They need to stay up. He does that, Spurs fans will be forever grateful. But if they go down, everything the club has fought to build over the last 20 yrs teeters on the brink. Just because Tim failed as a caretaker doesn’t mean Igor will.

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

Tim Sherwood says there is “no upside” for Igor Tudor in taking the interim head coach role at Spurs, warning the potential downside would be "catastrophic" 😳

[Denny the Stump Guy @jahbanni]

No, never. Minus all the lineups for the last 5 months.

[Alasdair Gold @AlasdairGold]

Thomas Frank on drinking from an Arsenal cup: "I definitely did not notice it. It would be completely stupid of me to take it if I knew.
"It's a little bit sad in football that I need to be asked about it. I would never do something that stupid." https://t.co/cwYMgI3xgl

[Denny the Stump Guy @jahbanni]

No more preparing. They’ve been preparing to do something for 27 years. Friggin do it.

[The Spurs Express @TheSpursExpress]

🚨🥇| #Tottenham are prepared to bid more than €70m for Savinho

@FabrizioRomano on YouTube

[Denny the Stump Guy @jahbanni]

Is Adam Scott dressed as an umpire or a golfer? @NoLayingUp please advise.

[Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial]

😎

[Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial]

EUROPA LEAGUE CHAMPIONS!!!

[NCAA March Madness @MarchMadnessMBB]

On this day in 2009, Scottie Reynolds' game-winning layup helped @NovaMBB beat Pitt to advance to the #MFinalFour 🔥

#MarchMadness

[Denny the Stump Guy @jahbanni]

@mattpodz11 Huuuuuttttttttdooooooooooooooooooooggggggggg

[Pittsburgh Steelers @steelers]

Who wants this @pat_fry5 signed football⁉️

RP for your chance to win!

[Denny the Stump Guy @jahbanni]

@TheExtraInch is solanke the best pressing 9 in the league? He’s everywhere to the untrained eye, seemingly never allowing the big gaps behind him of forwards past and nipping at the heels of defenders and keepers. Thoughts?

[WTAE-TV Pittsburgh @WTAE]

Retired Houston officer gets 60 years in couple's drug raid deaths | Click on the image to read the full story https://t.co/GPzlTJYZYd

[Denny the Stump Guy @jahbanni]

This man must be stopped.

[WTAE-TV Pittsburgh @WTAE]

Montana man gets 6 months in prison for cloning giant sheep and breeding it | Click on the image to read the full story https://t.co/O9q6XB6WPs

[Denny the Stump Guy @jahbanni]

@DJPie @NoLayingUp Appreciated the inclusion of we were promised jetpacks on the soundtrack. Well done.

[Denny the Stump Guy @jahbanni]

At what point does Billy Horschel go full Corgan and ask to be called William? @NoLayingUp maybe you can ask KVV to write 4,000 words on this for the weekend?

[Denny the Stump Guy @jahbanni]

He’s got 3 cups. Maybe ask if Matthews should leave the Leafs. Or if McDavid needs to leave the oilers. Keep his name out of your dirty, whorish Twitter mouth.

[TSN @TSN_Sports]

IS SIDNEY CROSBY BETTER OFF LEAVING THE PENGUINS?

VIDEO: https://t.co/LjQdAjm3LB