Jessica Hermeiliger

Wisconsinite, Tolkiendil, erstwhile German translator, Episcopalian. Bucks, Brewers, Packers.

[Jessica Hermeiliger @jahermeiliger]

High-church maritime hymn: Eternal Father, Strong to Save
Low-church maritime hymn: The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald

[ZachInMilwaukee @ZachInMillioke]

Wisconsin State Fair just created the worlds first non-alcoholic lemonade. They said it couldn’t be done.

[Catholic Arena @CatholicArena]

Most random photo to ever include a future pope.

[Susannah Black Roberts @suzania]

A woman looks out to sea. Her husband -at their wedding, a Methodist Bush voter-is in the family room below, posting about how Nolan’s judeo-Christian vision has attacked the very entrails of the West, which must return to the Olympians. “Truly,” she says, “I am an Overton Widow”

[Jessica Hermeiliger @jahermeiliger]

@Ingridpilled https://t.co/RwWgRykwVv

[Robert Mays @robertmays]

Just an epic night waiting for you right now at the Chicagoland drive-in theater.

[Gregory Jon @gregoryjon]

Come on Milwaukee, you were able to survive the Potawatomi Bingo hall back in the 90's. This smoke ain't nothing!

[Wisconsin Family @Wisconsin_fam]

Everyone in Wisconsin right now

[Dan Shafer @DanRShafer]

Tyler Herro is back and the locals are unhinged

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

We can't have a serious conversation about the greatest batting helmets of all time without this sweet bastard.

[moog @mflemster]

I hope this guy is okay but I can’t get over how much this looks like a @pants drawing

[Jessica Hermeiliger @jahermeiliger]

@allie__voss It’s a clickbait (or watchbait) headline ad for a public TV channel

[Justin Wills @itsjwills]

Gruber Law Offices has gotten involved

[The Vampire Erin 🟢🟢🟢🟢🛰️🟢 @LiquidSnake311]

The 10 year old who reviewed it in 1936 disagrees with you.

[Jessica Hermeiliger @jahermeiliger]

@AHomelyHouse Not the northernmost - that’s the Apostle Islands off the WI shoreline of Lake Superior. But yes, Washington Island and the stavkirke are beautiful!

[Susannah Black Roberts @suzania]

C.S. Lewis' Till Leopards Eat Our Faces

is this anything

[JP @newinattica]

I’ve lived in the US and in Europe. Here’s the truth:

1. Life is better with AC. It’s not up for debate.

2. Free refills are a gift. Seriously.

3. And ice in your Coke. Lots of it.

4. The food is fresher and more delicious in Europe. At least the fruits and vegetables in my part of Europe. And it isn’t close.

5. Life is better when you don’t have a waitress offering to bring you your check every 5 minutes. 2 hour dinners are a gift.

6. Americans spend too much time in their cars. I know why, but spending a huge chunk of your life looking out of a windshield stinks.

7. The churches in Europe are stunning. But they don’t seem to do much in them besides look at the architecture and adornments.

8. The drive-thru is a supremely American thing. You can do almost anything from your car window.

9. It’s true, ranch is delicious. So is Texas BBQ. And Chick-fil-A. Just trust me on this.

10. Coffee is meant to be sipped with friends, not gulped as you hustle to your next appointment.

I’m glad the world is experiencing America through the eyes of people instead of media. I hope most Americans will take the opportunity to return the favor someday.

[rust belt city girl @miawaukee]

About to be that Knicks lady

[Jessica Hermeiliger @jahermeiliger]

@politicalmath https://t.co/XcYEUykIwc

[Justin Wills @itsjwills]

Doc Rivers talking to the Bucks about stopping Haliban during the Pacers series