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AU Alum • Love God, Love People

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

i actually love cleaning the house, but with three conditions:

- start when i want
- take as long as i need
- i have to be alone in the house

[miia @miiagarro]

and for the lady, perhaps a deep cleaned house, cancelled plans, a new series to watch and zero human interaction?

[dan @Dansplainer]

the stardew anniversary video was a super bowl type event to me

[Tae ++ @TaeWizop]

I need to sit by the ocean and disassociate for like three days

[Theo Von @TheoVon]

I gotta get a family!!!

[abigail * ੈ✩‧˚ @sugamoozi]

girl my age referring to her husband

[soup @s0upworld]

noooo my eggs :( they were all in that basket

[louis vuitton jon @dukebluesamurai]

Coop and Kon the most dangerous white man duo since Hitler and Stalin

[Duke of Gatanga @dnkariuki]

I just received my electricity bill. I think they billed me for sunlight, divine light, and the light at the end of the tunnel.

[Eric Dachman @dachness]

congrats to Abbott Elementary star Jalen Hurts

[੯‧̀͡⬮ @cozysnoopys]

i understand him completely

[pablo escobarner (blue check) @PabloEscoburner]

I don’t know if anything in history has aged better than this joke here

[clare @sadderlizards]

don’t ask me to go out past 5pm in the winter. this is what i’m doing

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Imagine trusting me to drive us around at night and this is all I see:

[N @dearvotion]

type of vibe i’m on

[One Awkward Mom @oneawkwardmom]

Sorry I can’t make it, it’s dark by 6pm and I have an astigmatism and also I don’t want to.

[💯 @1998hondacoupe]

Who else is watching the fight rn??