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To end racism we need to keep fucking each other until we all are one colour..
#racism

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If you woke up broke, your ass should have never went to sleep..

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You already know how to make money, you are just scared of the police..

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Some eyes touch you more than hand ever could..

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Back in the day GRWM was called MMS..

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A fat women is equivalent to what a broke dude is..

[J @jai_mhalaskar]

A dream is an answer to a question we haven’t learned how to ask..

[J @jai_mhalaskar]

The cold water does not get warmer if you jump late..

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Anything everything and nothing can be beautiful..

[J @jai_mhalaskar]

You ever try to act like you didn’t get the adult joke at the family function..

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Be the kind of person your dog thinks you are..

[J @jai_mhalaskar]

Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Attack while they are distracted..

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When you put a potato in the microwave and push the pizza button but when it’s done it’s still a potato and that’s how gender works..

[J @jai_mhalaskar]

If you’re going to be ugly, you better be funny. And if you’re ugly and you’re not funny, you better have money..

[J @jai_mhalaskar]

Ek Gaadi Baki Anadi > Taarzan : The wonder Car..

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Hitting it from the back is the best way to make a remote work..

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Makdee > Annabelle

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Spoiler alert, we die at the end..

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The picture for your funeral may have already been taken..

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Ramsung > Samsung