Jaime Harris

[Jaime Harris @JaiFried]

@GillianWinkler @sahaglobal @womenforwater @wH2Ojournal @WaterCenterPenn So awesome!!!

[Jaime Harris @JaiFried]

@turbovax Was able to make an appointment for my 65+ father. Thank you very much!

[Ed Helms @edhelms]

This speech by @senatemajldr McConnel is moving because it is mostly true, and deeply galling because it reveals without question that through his years of procedural treachery, he always knew better.

[Dara Kass, MD @darakass]

A 🧵 on COVID Living Room Spread:

Saturday:

- Older, out of the house brother wants to visit younger siblings.

Mom says "get a test on the way, if you are negative you can come."

- Rapid test is (-), family spends a day together inside, laughing, playing, eating.

1/

[Jaime Harris @JaiFried]

All these old concession speeches are tearing me apart

[CSPAN @cspan]

President George H.W. Bush 1992 Concession speech: "The people have spoken and we respect the majesty of the democratic system. I just called Governor Clinton over in Little Rock and offered my congratulations. He did run a strong campaign. I wish him well in the White House."

[Jaime Harris @JaiFried]

Like a delicate surgeon with his scalpel

[Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg]

It's too bad Trump is afraid to debate next week.

[Jaime Harris @JaiFried]

Best case scenario here? https://t.co/7JX8EvVWnr

[John Giannone @jaygeemsg]

So many superlatives will be spoken & written about @HLundqvist30 today, so I will only add these:
Thank you for 15 years of being an elite-class goaltender & first-class person. In three decades in my business, I‘ve rarely encountered a more cooperative, respectful athlete. -30-

[Rick Carpiniello @RickCarpiniello]

Now confirmed. The Rangers will buy out Henrik Lundqvist Wednesday. #NYR

[Jaime Harris @JaiFried]

@NOAHSUCHOFF Is shari your ghost tweeter

[Jaime Harris @JaiFried]

Maybe we all know this but man is it compelling to see it strung together

[act.tv @actdottv]

Ted Cruz knew.
Rand Paul knew.
Nikki Haley knew.
Marco Rubio knew.
Kellyanne Conway knew.
Mike Pompeo knew.
Glenn Beck knew.
Rick Perry knew.
Susan Collins knew.

They all knew.

[Jaime Harris @JaiFried]

@mindykaling feel the urge to tell you between working from home with 2 little kids in our small apartment and our country falling apart, watching @TheMindyProject from the beginning has been giving us life over here. TY seriously what a gd delight

[Jaime Harris @JaiFried]

Hi childless neighbor! i appreciate that some people are very bored rn and there are only so many breads on the internet but i 1000% assure you this is not the time to take up the flute

[Jaime Harris @JaiFried]

Phew!

[CSPAN @cspan]

President Trump on if he agrees w/ CDC assessment that it's inevitable #coronavirus will spread in U.S.: "I don't think it's inevitable. It probably will. It possibly will. It could be at a very small level. It could be at a larger level. Whatever happens we're totally prepared."

[Jaime Harris @JaiFried]

@NOAHSUCHOFF I’d rather be 30 and bar crawling - was it warm that year too or we were just younger?

[Jaime Harris @JaiFried]

@tweetsbyjana Wha happened?

[Jaime Harris @JaiFried]

@Postmates_Help did i mention the $5 coupon expires this week? Are you guys for real?

[Jaime Harris @JaiFried]

@Postmates i have never been so disappointed in a food service. Waited over an hour for sushi only to find our order cancelled at this late hour. Apparently two of your “mates” didn’t want to wait for our food so cancelled and no one told us. Eating Cheerios for dinner. thanks.

[Jaime Harris @JaiFried]

Oh and that $5 customer service credit you added to my husband’s account really just makes me want to punch a wall so maybe work on that. Love, sleep-deprived mother of a newborn who was waiting up for sushi (still a novelty) that never came

[Jaime Harris @JaiFried]

What does trump have on him??? I need to know!!!!