@jaighk

:)

[Kyle 🚄 @KyleTrainEmoji]

PICARD: Data, shields up

DATA: Brilliant! Shields can reduce damage we sustain. Not immunity. Not hubris. Just prudence. It's not precaution—it's strategy.

[camera shakes]

WORF: HULL BREACHES ON NINE DECKS

DATA: Here's what happened: you told me to raise shields, and I didn't

[@realWokeism @realWokeism]

Karl Marx failed to consider the Steam Summer Sale

[@jaighk @jaighk]

@teej_dv @KevinNaughtonJr oh shit oh fuck oh no

[@jaighk @jaighk]

If acotar is smut, then so is game of thrones

[@jaighk @jaighk]

reading ms docs is like finding a book you're interested in and halfway through it tells you there's another book you should have read before you started this one and it just fractals into an endless sea of unknown beginnings resolving at the birth of bill gates

[@jaighk @jaighk]

@thdxr Survive

[@jaighk @jaighk]

@vxunderground Attack on Titan when

[@jaighk @jaighk]

@tipsformenx The way this man holds a pen is criminal

[Crisis of Conscience @crisisofconsc]

The ban we'd all prefer.

[@jaighk @jaighk]

@dieworkwear How do you get a tuck like this? Mine always seem to be much more pillowy, especially around the hip-section. Is it all tailoring, or is there some technique I'm could be missing?

[sophie @netcapgirl]

ever since i was young i wanted to transform unstructured data into actionable business insights

[kache @yacineMTB]

dont do this

[@jaighk @jaighk]

@badtakeblake Swords

[@jaighk @jaighk]

Dark patterns irl. Wtf is this.

[albina @enjojoyy]

I’ve heard you’ve fallen victim to the sins of Windows today.

Do you have a minute to talk about our savior, Linus, the lord of never-failing PCs?

[ThePrimeagen @ThePrimeagen]

ai bros just got wrecked by Dijkstra

"The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim."

[@jaighk @jaighk]

it's cool that vmware workstation pro is free, but holy shit is not intuitive to reach the download page

[@jaighk @jaighk]

@ImposeCost @cithomsec Burgers are good, fries are garbo

[@jaighk @jaighk]

@GrahamHelton3 This is God’s country

[@jaighk @jaighk]

@anthdm @ThePrimeagen minecraft by microsoft is not cool.

java edition though... 👀