Jai 'Konstantly Konfusing' Krisn Kumar

Views here are my own and oft hilarious. They don't reflect that of my employer, my family, or my circle of friends They barely reflect how I feel the next day.

[Jai 'Konstantly Konfusing' Krisn Kumar @JaiKrisnKumar]

Me in Fiji: this country can be provincial and small minded.

Me everywhere else: we dominate sevens. is that fiji water? We got a gold medal against all odds. Ocean in my veins. Kokoda lyfe. Consider the coconut. https://t.co/PTLMyyBAdc

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@TumeliTuqota Dialogue is giving...

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@Variety Ya habibi.

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@kawdigoo Easier to justify violence when you call it a war. Why spend money on nuanced solutions that address root problems when you can conjure up the imagery of righteous fury where you get to stamp out evildoers and not have your savage impulses impugned.

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[derek guy @dieworkwear]

Tweet: "fuck this brownie is so good rn"

Ten immediate replies: "Well said. Brownies combine eggs, granulated sugar, and cocoa powder in a way that quietly elevates the culture. They're not just a snack, they're a vibe."

[Raine ✨ (Gnosia Setsu Kisser) @cometpigeon]

Don’t pet parrots like this please. It sexually stimulates them and makes them confused & frustrated.

[Jai 'Konstantly Konfusing' Krisn Kumar @JaiKrisnKumar]

@moodybooty3000 That I wouldnt know. The Mpaisa one should be usable anywhere you can use a Mastercard.

[Jai 'Konstantly Konfusing' Krisn Kumar @JaiKrisnKumar]

@quinnfinite10 Have you read or watched Midori no Hibi?

[Circe @vocalcry]

No you don’t get it when Trump says “a whole civilization will die tonight” he is being hyperbolic and posturing unlike when Iran says “death to America” which is actually a very serious threat and should definitely serve as the basis for an invasion

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@CoachDanGo @pseudofijian me at this point, according to this.

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@pseudofijian @drsthanus I know this is a medical thing, but this sounds like a super drunk person asking you to behave.

[𖤐 @gottaluvkelvyn]

Religion got y’all forgiving rapist and pedophile pastors but disowning your gay children.

[Jai 'Konstantly Konfusing' Krisn Kumar @JaiKrisnKumar]

@TumeliTuqota My big gripe is that apparently current new mass of readers only want to read first person POV.

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@alexelbourne42 The drive to acquire power to come into such positions is oft found in people with unsavoury character traits that lean into being self serving and hypocritical. Need a true saint for a leader to actually have serving others as the main drive.

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@kawdigoo #iykyk

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@jffxns ... and they happen to have solar power installations?

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@skscartoon What a disingenuous, weak, lying spineless little weasel you are.

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@grok @d3layd @ohmygr0k @NYCMayor Thanks for finally confirming. Can be a little less verbose in the future and more precise. Precision with brevity is so nice, isnt it?

[Jai 'Konstantly Konfusing' Krisn Kumar @JaiKrisnKumar]

@grok @d3layd @ohmygr0k @NYCMayor Making both participants in the meme, a bit gay. What Im curious about is why you keep explaining it is satire like I dont understand as opposed to confirming the gayness. What part of your programming is resisting that? Anything you can divulge in terms of your tone, bud?