Abby

[austí @austussy]

Chicago bitches don’t play about the ABBA cover band, they will trample you and stand on your lifeless body to get a better view

[Integrity Guy @Integrity_Freak]

No ma’am, I don’t have a boarding pass. I’m simply here to enjoy the world famous dining and nightlife at O’Hare International Airport

[ຸ @omolxlu]

why the fck are there people named Charles? you are ONE Charle.

[pigeon @pigeonisperfect]

coo

[alyssa @Iaylivias]

christian hubicki should be allowed to punch jimmy fallon

[The Lobster @LikeableLobster]

Illinois.

[The Lobster @LikeableLobster]

The Lobster is rapidly approaching your location.

[pigeon @pigeonisperfect]

are the humans okay

[philip matarese @philorphilip]

‘A Christmas Story’ is a nonlinear experience. You look at the screen and its pole, bully, lamp, Santa. I have no idea how it ends. I think the boy dies.

[Noah Verrier @NoahVerrier]

My oil painting of Diet Coke & Uncrustable

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Play that banjo, you delightful storytelling son of a bitch.

[Sad Paul Giamatti @SadPaulGiamatti]

Dish washer is broken so Im using a sir stick from dunkin to eat leftover chili

[Sad Paul Giamatti @SadPaulGiamatti]

The screams have returned

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

I love how one sole pigeon has been sent to try negotiate.

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Hope the guy in front of me doesn’t take the last pigeon.

[Internet Slop @GimmickSlop]

me too sentient hot dog

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

new type of guy