jaimo

[jaimo @jaimeeejo]

i’m like if a girl was an instant pot

[jaimo @jaimeeejo]

i’m like a hot sauce sommelier

[jaimo @jaimeeejo]

the zest for life i have when it’s 60 degrees is embarrassing

[jaimo @jaimeeejo]

they should sell light bulbs at ulta

[jaimo @jaimeeejo]

i love that shampoo is like: for dull lifeless rat hair

[jaimo @jaimeeejo]

radical moment of honesty here… how do you use a tide to go pen

[Alex @AlexShaneMoore]

I miss the old me (unemployed)

[jaimo @jaimeeejo]

remember when ankle socks had their moment

[jaimo @jaimeeejo]

my dog is such a fucking instigator

[jaimo @jaimeeejo]

@heff_jowell @bernesser_kela yeah you wouldn’t know him

[jaimo @jaimeeejo]

once upon a time a girl was saved by a cranpeño sandwich

[jaimo @jaimeeejo]

@bernesser_kela he’s not a picture kind of guy but i swear it happened

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

You were capping in a no cap zone

[jaimo @jaimeeejo]

(wearing skinny jeans)

[jaimo @jaimeeejo]

i’m very 2010 right now. take that however you’d like

[trevy @chillextremist]

Chickpeas are like a father figure to me

[jaimo @jaimeeejo]

may have lost my phone on vacay but no one is sitting next to me on my 7hr flight. sometimes you have to give to take…

[reb @rebmasel]

I think the elephant really ties the room together