Jaime

[Still Real To Us @stillreal2us]

Alien: *crying*

Me: “so that was Shawn Michaels vs. Ric Flair at WrestleMania 24”

[megalomaniac @urauntiesnudes]

call it necrophilia the way I crack a cold one

[tendollar @tendollardanny]

let me know when it’s womanhattan

[dennis @dennismacelroy]

Nice opinion dude. Does it come in men’s

[julia @juumelo_]

is this psychosis or am I just so back

[maya @mayaviatwitta]

i never beg except when it’s to differ

[sucks @powerbottomdad1]

after throwing my 30 lb daughter in the air dozens of times a day i realize id lift alot more weights if they giggled

[𝔙𝔞𝔪𝔭 @bIoodFr4ak]

any room can be a rage room if you just give me a fucking minute

[Azur/Reker @warnoodle00]

Sometimes the big dog (me) needs a pup cup (25 beers)

[Transfer Portal @NCAAPortal]

In my mind every work week is a best of 5 and I’m just trying to win the series

[Still Real To Us @stillreal2us]

I lie everyday because I know that’s what Eddie Guerrero would want me to do

[Mr. Baseball @MisterBaseball0]

You are not a real baseball fan until you’ve taken someone’s life in the stands

[Jett @imyjett]

only thing i’m fucking is funny

[Mads @europemaxxed]

How life feels after successfully digging yourself out the hole nobody knew you were in

[cha$e @jehovahsflyest]

i jus b @ wrk thinkin like damn these niggas dont even kno i got swag fr

[NETTI🇫🇷🇳🇴🫐 @Blocboy_GT]

No substance i used was ever abused. Only loved

[cha$e @jehovahsflyest]

hoes get dolled up & think yu miss em bitch u was crazy not ugly 😂

[toad @thelifeoftoad]

Oh sure let’s blame the guy whose fault it is

[🍻 @drink2beers]

while you’re out fishing im at home tackling box