Jaime is a fucking peach today

Mom. Wife. Self Employed. Small Business Owner.
Yoga Teacher. Zombie Queen. Crafter.

I eat bon bons and watch soap operas.
My words may be fueled by booze.

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@HarryPlendl @earthcurated Well, its the Ritz-Carlton Rancho Mirage and they have a person on staff just to accomodate and care for wildlife around the property.

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@kerimgrande @Lisa_SimpsonFan @cl9ncy Now he blocked me. What a fragile baby.

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@Hamzythacreator Jesus. Science education has failed everywhere.
https://t.co/AvB1AMPWQ0

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@DJportapotty @SoNotWright @drnkngshmpn @PhillyGoat578 Gawd i miss when all of Twitter was like this....

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@Lisa_SimpsonFan @kerimgrande @cl9ncy And look how easy it was for me to respond without calling anyone a dipshit.

Also including some sources if my literal degree in English with an emphasis on technical writing isn't enough:

https://t.co/04BtGBAva4

https://t.co/Vmq8Lhghr3

https://t.co/DwC65SFX0o

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@Lisa_SimpsonFan @kerimgrande @cl9ncy Incorrect word usage falls under a broader grammar umbrella re: gen. mechanics of communication, yet considered a separate, distinct discipline. Grammar: sentence structure/syntax: word order, verb usage + sub/verb agreement, tense. Usage: appropriate word selection/context.

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@trollo_rambo @thatdoodledood @cl9ncy Not how that works

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@Lisa_SimpsonFan @kerimgrande @cl9ncy I didn't even address grammar, just the words that were wrong.

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@2557columbine @mr_muskxnews That would be really difficult for them to accomplish as neither are attorneys.

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@LanceB23231 @MooseSonOfGuido @pepperflood @LifeSpan_IQ Jesus fucking nonsensical run on grammatical dumpster fire sentence Christ on a bike. Proofread dude.

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@kerimgrande @Lisa_SimpsonFan @cl9ncy I just fucking cackled at that for some reason. Lol. Thanks!

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@Lisa_SimpsonFan @kerimgrande @cl9ncy *you're *upon

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@terilovesrnwrld @kerimgrande @cl9ncy 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@gothburz This is incredible

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@SallyAnneMarch @EmCohen_ I have a whole entourage of dumb things wrong with me, so b-12, b- whatever folic acid is, magnesium, d, calcium....but thank you for the rec! I will check that out.

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@SallyAnneMarch @EmCohen_ I take B12 daily, since before covid actually, bc i tend towards anemia anyway and we have a family hostory of osteoporosis. Thanks genetics! labs all come back with in range numbers.

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@jkeeter82 @EdKrassen Cause fuck the constitution, right?

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@stockbella @EdKrassen Fuck the constitution, right bella?

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@LindseyGrahamSC I know this is hard to understand, but he is quite literally not eligible, as he IS NOT EVEN CATHOLIC. I'm sure the College of Cardinals will seriously consider him. Maybe you can dupe the Baptists into making him the head of your denomination.