Jaimie Aitken

UoGuelph

[Jaimie Aitken @jaimieaitken]

Whoever made my @bastardburrito just won at making me the smallest burrito I have ever had... Pumped I paid almost $9 for it!

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Just watched "Cowspiracy" Incredibly eye opening about how farming animals is a massive contributor to climate change, I highly recommend it

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"She wasn't a virgin but I ain't no snitch" Daggett on Mary Magdalene

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Nothing makes me feel more uneasy than being the first person to hand in an exam. I'm either really smart or accidentally missed a page.

[#WorldJuniors @WorldJuniors]

25 days, 18 hours. The countdown to #WorldJuniors is on.
https://t.co/jkuzqDsT96

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Black Friday shopping in the states scares the shit out of me

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Hearing your prof say "Is anyone confused about what we've been taking about? Because I am..." is just a tiny bit concerning

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I'm at the point where I'm communicating solely through GIFs on Facebook so I guess I'm one of those people now

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Pet peeve: When people use their name as a watermark on photos they took at a house party. Take yourself down a notch or two?

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My exchange roommates are going dumpster diving for food and shamed me for saying that I prefer to go to the grocery store #true

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

fetty aint lose an eye for this http://t.co/ul8DKjAcdD

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On my way to my night class and a guy rides past me on a bike singing "LA LA LAA" at full volume and I just need to be on his level rn

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Nothing gets my heart racing faster than the Dominos online pizza tracker

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I hate when profs put on a video and leave class.. Neither of us want to be here, but come on, you have to at least pretend to be interested

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"I loved Macbeth, 'Will these hands ne're be clean?'" "Et tu, Brute?" "Ryan, that's Julius Caesar" High school English at its best, folks.

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I've been listening to blackbear all day and its put me into the chillest mood I have ever experienced, send help

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My exchange roommate just said that i'm the funniest Canadian she's met and that's probably the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me