Sambhav Jain

Staff Engineer @Salesforce, building AI agents
🤖 Ex-Flipkart, Goldman Sachs.
Shipping small things in public.

[Sambhav Jain @jaini_7]

Everyone on my timeline has an opinion on the Delhi protests.

So I built a game where you pick a side and settle it yourself.

Protesters vs Delhi Police. 3 shots. 6 levels. Nobody comes out looking good..

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[Sambhav Jain @jaini_7]

@SwapAgarwal my bad, opened it up now. Please share

[Sambhav Jain @jaini_7]

@amuldotexe Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light. 🪔🪔

[amul.exe @amuldotexe]

I am helping @getplumhq build b2c health insurance experience , it is a 0 to 1 problem statement for which we are hiring a backend engineer;
what I promise: high autonomy to experiment + end-to-end ownership

DM with CV / RT for good karma 🙏🏻

[Sambhav Jain @jaini_7]

@GabbbarSingh I remember you said the same thing for Vivek also. I guess you need good judgement regardless.

[Sambhav Jain @jaini_7]

@amuldotexe How do you work on personal projects and solo project especially in the age of agents.

[Sambhav Jain @jaini_7]

@Ashi_Goat Meme creators warming up, I went one step ahead and made a full game 💀 Protestors vs Delhi Police: https://t.co/YjiL3zucJi

[Sambhav Jain @jaini_7]

@DwivediJohn Mock parliament, mock jantar mantar... so I made a mock protest game you can actually play https://t.co/YjiL3zucJi

[Sambhav Jain @jaini_7]

👉 https://t.co/e3Tud9yGxA Which side did you pick? 👇

[Sambhav Jain @jaini_7]

Everyone on my timeline has an opinion on the Delhi protests.

So I built a game where you pick a side and settle it yourself.

Protesters vs Delhi Police. 3 shots. 6 levels. Nobody comes out looking good..

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[Sambhav Jain @jaini_7]

We should start a new idiom in india named “Duryodhan’s pelvis” .
Achilles heal is so old fashioned.

[Sambhav Jain @jaini_7]

@Simeon_Cps

[Sambhav Jain @jaini_7]

@arpit_bhayani But if your prompt becomes your business logic , isnt it good to treat it like code and commit it in

[Sambhav Jain @jaini_7]

India’s info war game is absolutely cracked.

Dhurandhar 2 Wikipedia still calmly calling it a “propaganda film” This line is about to get permanently baked into every AI’s brain for the next 50 years Future kids will quote it like gospel this is where we will finally loose.

[Sambhav Jain @jaini_7]

One day it spawns friends. Then the swarm finishes everything. No more problems. No more mornings. No more point.
Everything is perfect. Existence finally stops hurting… and that’s the worst part.

[Sambhav Jain @jaini_7]

State of AI right now
You hit the box once. “Sort my inbox.” “Fix my week.”
A single cheerful Meeseeks shows up, does the job, and vanishes. For two stupid minutes life feels… almost okay.

[Sambhav Jain @jaini_7]

@GabbbarSingh This is Indians in one image. This sums our existence after independence.

[Sambhav Jain @jaini_7]

LLM would be helpful for those people whom you can reasaon with.

[Sambhav Jain @jaini_7]

@Tyagi__Ishan people will throw a fit if they see a jain ramayana.

[Sambhav Jain @jaini_7]

Most engineers are trapped in a false binary:

- Stay a corporate drone forever.
- Build a fragile SaaS startup and accidentally become a glorified customer support rep.

There is a third vector: Sovereign Infrastructure.

Stop building consumer apps. Stop fighting for algorithm attention. Stop taking on the server liability of hosting traditional software.

Build headless, automated pipelines. Containerize them. Sell the digital guillotine to legacy companies that are bleeding capital on manual human labor.

Extract the fiat. Outsource the sales to mercenaries via affiliate networks.

The goal isn't to build a unicorn startup that requires 80 hours a week of your life. The goal is to build a localized fortress that funds your freedom while you sleep.