Sumit Jain

[Sumit Jain @jainsumit09]

@WealthyDimes Blinkdeal

[The Exploited TaxPayer @IndiaNewGen]

No one noticed that PM Modi silently removed the tax exemption when you paid your kids school fees, your parents medical check up, your health insurance, when you pay your home loan interest, when you pay the rents, when you go for vacation, when you save for the retirement.

[Arun Arora @Arun2981]

Before 2014 - this was called Scam

After 2014 - Excess Spend

[Pawan Khera 🇮🇳 ಪವನ್ ಖೇರಾ @Pawankhera]

You meant the RSS chief?

[MANJUL @MANJULtoons]

सोलह आने सही बात

[Anuradha Tiwari @talk2anuradha]

People get fined for overspeeding, wrong parking, no seatbelt and many other violations.

But no government official is ever punished for robbing citizens of their basic dignity on the road.

[Sumit Jain @jainsumit09]

@cards_wizard Times black through any specific app/portal?

[Omniscient Chautala @Highonchoorma]

Happy E85 International Yoga Day 🔥

[Wyatt Reed @wyattreed13]

Fixed this for you @CNN

[Sakshi Narula @mssakshinarula]

ANI coverage of PM Modi's foreign trips..

Step 1 PM says bye bye to everyone in India while boarding a plane. No sounds. Cinematic music and shots.

Step 2 Watches Indian dance music programme of women abroad. Make sure there are white people performing too. Look serious and interested

Step 3 Ask NRIs to say how much they love Modiji and how fortunate they are to see their bhagwaan from motherland who has done so much development in India.

Step 4 Make sure no one hears him speak. EVER.Never show the press asking him questions. Mute videos. Edit. Edit. Edit.

The End.

[Parinda 2.0🕊 @Parinda_2]

😭😭

[Pawan Khera 🇮🇳 ಪವನ್ ಖೇರಾ @Pawankhera]

Those whose ideological forefathers wrote 9 mercy petitions will not understand this!

[Stanly Johny @johnstanly]

My point is that I understand when #India doesn't name the perpetrator when it condemns the Israeli bombing of Qatar. I understand when India doesn't name when it condemns the Russian attacks in Ukraine. I also understand if India doesn't want to name when it condemns the Iranian attack on Persian Gulf monarchies. That's strategic balancing. But I don't understand why India doesn't name the country that fired missiles at vessels carrying Indian nationals, and killed three of them, in India's neighbourhood waters!

[Rofl Gandhi 2.0 🏹 Commentary @RoflGandhi_]

निधन नहीं हुआ, आदित्य शर्मा की हत्या करवाई है डोनाल्ड ट्रंप ने। इस पर विरोध जताने की बजाय भारत का प्रधानमंत्री कल ट्रंप के बधाई संदेश पर नाचता घूम रहा था।

तुम लोग गोरी चमड़ी के सामने आजादी से पहले भी दुम दबाकर जीते थे और आज भी वही हाल है।

[Sumit Jain @jainsumit09]

@akshat_money Magnus Burgundy

[वरुण 🇮🇳 @varungrover]

A 17-year old having more courage, skills, and love for the nation than many big news corporations and their multiple award winning journos combined.

[Ram Subramanian @iramsubramanian]

If Adani was selling mangos someone would have planned a trip to Japan right away.

[Rofl Gandhi 2.0 🏹 Commentary @RoflGandhi_]

कॉमर्स मिनिस्टर अमेरिका से डील पर चुप रहता है, एजुकेशन पर सफाई दे रहा है।

परिवहन मंत्री ईंधन एथनॉल पर ज्ञान देता है, पेट्रोलियम मंत्री को पता ही नहीं कि तेल कहां से लेना है।

पर्यावरण मंत्री पार्टी के संगठन विस्तार में लगा रहता है, शिक्षा मंत्री चुनाव देखता है

प्रधानमंत्री रेल को झंडियां दिखाता रहता है, रेल मंत्री रील काटकर चलवाता रहता है

रक्षा मंत्री निंदा के प्रस्ताव भेजता है, गृह मंत्री पार्टियां तोड़ता रहता है, वित्त मंत्री साल में एक बार अटैची उठाकर आती है।

ये सब जनता को इतना कंफ्यूज कर देते हैं कि किसी को पता ही नहीं चलता कि कौन क्या है।

ये सब मिलकर हमें पागल बना रहे मोदीचूर के बच्चे !

[Priyanka Chaturvedi🇮🇳 @priyankac19]

To be read as:
Dear CBSE students,
We only decide who to give tender to companies basis of what Congress government choices are because we may have a majority of votes but we are in minority in IQ. BTW none of the assignments given to the company by state governments the minister quotes has to do with OSM. So please sit down

[Ramesh Srivats @rameshsrivats]

I guess Vaibhav Sooryavanshi hits everything for a 6 because he is too young to drive.
#SRHvsRR