The Grumpy Scot

I rip movies apart for a laugh because no one will pay me to do it

[The Grumpy Scot @jaipo]

@JohnCleese ’these people’ are barely conscious never mind cogent

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@NotFarLeftAtAll Its a ferengi

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@eevblog Its super to have the state so in touch with their citizens 🤔

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@MyCameraSaw But you aren’t dead 🤷‍♂️

[The Grumpy Scot @jaipo]

@JackieD86388657 @UranusHasRings It isn’t difficult, its not strange and its been in front of your nose the whole time - start here https://t.co/qTArMvOvI4

[The Grumpy Scot @jaipo]

@LTSWPN It was 250 years ago we don’t have a problem with the 4th July 🤣🤣🤣

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@_Scary_Mary He doesn’t know and even if he did he wouldn’t care 😂🤷‍♂️

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@RayMairead I think I have mate

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@realMaalouf @lakeboating2021 Observing the mentally ill is always uncomfortable 🤷‍♂️

[The Grumpy Scot @jaipo]

@OfSelina lol I see watch you dids 👀

[The Grumpy Scot @jaipo]

@leonagraham @TfL Some can’t speak English ? 🤷‍♂️

[The Grumpy Scot @jaipo]

@RealMattCouch @RightTheTorch You do know that when his term finishes he is taking the plane with him ?
No, this is not a joke.

[The Grumpy Scot @jaipo]

@robj3d3 @ThreeUK Buy a local sim ?

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@LurkAtHomeMom Usually there is one pharmacist, when they go for lunch it’s just a shop at that point and can’t dispense medication.

[The Grumpy Scot @jaipo]

Fair play to Bruce Jenner, I really thought it was a stunt and he would have resurfaced by now ! Or is it ?

[The Grumpy Scot @jaipo]

@VintageMrHobbes Blocked for click farming

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@ChiefScrobbler Because Christmas decs were made of paper and we pretty much bought new ones / made new ones every year

[The Grumpy Scot @jaipo]

@calwokebot Slavland

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@London_W4 @Theyreontome21 What the hell is going on here @metpoliceuk are we now a stasi state where people who have NOT committed a crime are pulled up and warned about WRONGTHINK ? Policing by consent ?

[Alastair Hilton @London_W4]

I am having a drink this evening with a friend in a Chiswick pub. Two policemen have just come into the pub and asked me to step outside. I have stepped outside and they have threatened me because I tweeted about a councillor banning seating outside pubs in Chiswick. They admit on video (watch it!) that I did not break the law at all. They came to threaten me. To warn me off tweeting about councillors and the council. This is modern Britain. This is the police state. Please, please, please watch this video. It does involve me using very bad language, but this has got to be seen. Police coming out to threaten someone who hasn’t committed a crime. I’m fuming.