jake

sup

[jake @jake7864]

ok, a computer virus crossed with an decentralized autonomous corporation with learning algorithms built-in and 3d printing = skynet

[jake @jake7864]

making money has to be a good way of making money that's why I want to make my own cryptocurrency.

[jake @jake7864]

@jake7864 that's because all my female followers are super classy and shit

[jake @jake7864]

@jake7864 I like to plant plants and leave them to tend to themselves, I think plants need to be self sufficient, yep that's why.

[jake @jake7864]

@jake7864 nah why would I do that, fuck the polish

[jake @jake7864]

@jake7864 but it only works on shit, haven't had any luck otherwise

[jake @jake7864]

@jake7864 needles, knives, bees, acid, bears, fire etc...

[jake @jake7864]

@jake7864 I read a 1/3 of a cover to a book today, I'm slippin a bit, I guess

[jake @jake7864]

@jake7864 just to hold my king sized dick jk... fucking 2000 tweets gonna come fast just like I do jk...

[jake @jake7864]

@jake7864 and I use better very loosely

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@jake7864 I somehow have even more followers than when I tweeted this

[jake @jake7864]

@fanfiction_txt I just wish people will say that about the things I write someday

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@jake7864 I don't think I watched it all, really trying for that 2000

[jake @jake7864]

@jake7864 the horn was floppy and in the wrong place but pretty sure it was a unicorn.

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@jake7864 and did I mention I sounded like kermit crossed with rizzo from the muppets the entire time I was there? all in my head tho.

[jake @jake7864]

@jake7864 you can see all of his teeth that's just how happy he is

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@jake7864 \\\\\\\\i mean I can't think of anything GOOD to tweet

[jake @jake7864]

@jake7864 actually that a tweet

[jake @jake7864]

can't think of anything to tweet...