Jacob

[Silly Lil' Kreechure @Krenbot_]

Giovanni sitting around the team rocket base with that fuckass persian

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Probably the worst case scenario when you’re fishing is that you catch a fish. I just wanted to drink beer with the fellas for 6 hours and now I’m wielding a fillet knife on rough seas

[cyn 🪼 @vcnllasky]

How Spanish teachers talk about vosotros

[𝗁𝗈𝗈𝖽 𝗅𝗈𝗋𝖽 𝖿𝖺𝗋𝗊𝗎𝖺𝖺𝖽💂🏾‍♂️ @hoodfarquaad]

now the fast & furious movies never gonna end

[Swaggy Unc, IQ 267 @swaggyunc]

You got enough jams in there brother god damn

[glow moss @tolecrien]

taking off your work pants and putting them on the floor and then picking your bed pants up off the floor feels so good

[🛸 @itzt3z]

LMAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Mike @Mikebeenhere]

How do I explain this to my girl when she wake up. She don’t know wh tf Luka Doncic is

[Daniel M. Lavery @daniel_m_lavery]

calling someone who is already mad at you "big dog" will almost never improve the situation. but i will not stop doing it

[Soulraven @murderofcrowzz]

"YO I NEED HEALS WHERE ARE THE SUPPORTS AT"

Professor X:

[country guys with boston wives @centralma4ever]

taking a hit and hanging my head

[dan @danb3ard]

fucking bp quarter zip

[Atlético de Madrid @atletienglish]

Atleti 24/25: 13 goals in stoppage time.

Never stop believing ❤️🤍

[lexiiiiiiiiiiiii @blondspit]

My dad is locked in on the tv right now

[Matt Ford @fordm]

The 49ers’ healthiest receiver right now was shot in the chest two months ago.