Jake Doctor

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[Jake Doctor @jake__doc]

If I were a movie I think I’d be a cult classic

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What exactly makes a cheese a cheese? Could sour cream be considered a cheese? I feel like Twitter is the only appropriate place for such a query.

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@neigh_laa I think he’s gonna be in Austria, my dude.

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Alright @pfizer and @moderna_tx , you did good. Can I get a vaccine for daylight savings now? My sleep schedule is trashed.

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Yeah, a career is great and all that, but all I really want I’m for my future is a membership to the Disney Vacation Club or to be an annual pass holder...

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@GrubbJakob Where were these ideas when we were trying to think of band names in 8th grade?

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I really love seeing kids keep their parents in check when it comes to maintaining six feet of distance in checkout lines. Good on ya, Gen Z.

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@jacquelynpytlik This is such a 2020 tweet

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@Crescy_Star @FallGuysOwl I mean if the iPhone only cost them twenty bucks, I don’t think they would be that disappointed as you seem to be about server maintenance. Looking forward to seeing all the complaints about how slow the game is when they’re forced to put servers back up because of Twitter.

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Had some very vivid dreams about pizza subs last night...

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@bekah_levine Wait have I done this before?

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@emilycdiener Are you gonna get you some Kyle?

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@vantaene Can I come sell on your island? Will tip with bells!

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@ivorytickler93 Mine was as follows: wine, grind, crabs. What a narrative...

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@ambock13 This is the most relatable tweet I’ve ever seen

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@ChibbyKyoto Can I come sell?

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@laurenbrewer23 This is tragic

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@Sederance Or bells if that’s preferred

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@Sederance Hi can I come sell? Will tip with a few nook miles tickets!

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@Jdm95fool Go right ahead

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For all my Animal Crossing New Horizons friends out there. Turnips are selling for 478 bells on my island until 12pm EST. Let me know if you want to come sell! #turnipprices

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@tinachoding DVN8M