Jake Bean

Traversing the globe.

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@bnd_studio Don’t do this to me…

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What if, as a society, we just collectively decided that it’s Friday again?

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Thinking about the time I made eight fake MySpace profiles and set each profile picture to a letter so that my “Top 8” was just my name.

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@TheGameBakers We NEED a release date...

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There’s just no way we’re trying to cancel one of the last things that actually brings the world together, right?

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I’m in a toxic relationship.

I give them everything.
They treat me badly.
I tell my friends how they’ve changed.
My friends tell me to leave them.
I go running back.

@raisingcanes, I wish we could go back to the old us.

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@Dexerto Ninja paved the way. Doc and Tim lead the FPS audience. X and Kai are on top right now though.

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@JakeSucky Got the bigger bag but he still has to tape paper logos to hats?

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@RavenSoftware So y’all just have a policy to NOT listen to your player base, huh?

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@RaeTheVirgo AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT VOTED WILDBERRY!? TF IS WRONG WITH YALL??

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@DrDisrespect @FanDuel This score is getting increasingly more likely.. double it, Doc!

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@RaeTheVirgo I had it a couple weeks ago and honestly just couldn’t tell the difference from a regular steak burrito.

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I know I could just stream the #HarryPotter movies, but there’s just something about watching the marathon on tv. I feel like we’re all watching it together.

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@longhollya Me… always. I tell myself it isn’t worth my time but then it eats at me anyway.

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Really regretting that I paid for @DIRECTV Sunday Ticket again this year... I think I've gotten to watch a total of two minutes out of all the games over the past two weeks.

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@JakeSucky Chris Paul - “I’m launching Battlegrounds…?”

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I can get same day delivery from Amazon BEFORE Best Buy opens in the morning.

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@CouRageJD But then they’ll just sit inside and continue cheating…

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I feel like Best Buy only moved their opening to 11am so they would feel better about themselves, seeing people waiting to come inside.

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You can’t put a Decepticon badge on your Hyundai Santa Fe and go 35 in a 50.