Jake Christensen

product leader @ Integrity. problem engineer. builder of experiences. rescheduler of meetings. owner of a bevy of blazers. I tweet nerdy stuff.

[Jake Christensen @jake_dc]

Hotel key card worked on the first swipe today and I honestly don't know what to do with the extra 45 seconds I just got back. #cx #technology

[Jake Christensen @jake_dc]

Have you ever had to wake up early to catch a 5am flight and been worried you were going to oversleep so you stress induce nightmares about being late to things and then Gordon Ramsey yells at you for not arriving at the airport early to prepare the meals for all of first class before you board? Yeah… me neither.

[Jake Christensen @jake_dc]

New study says 90% of developers are using AI tools daily in 2026. The remaining 10% are lying or are the same types that grow their own wheat for bread. Not... bad, probably healthier - but much slower and more difficult. #AI #technology

[Jake Christensen @jake_dc]

Crosswalk buttons that don't actually do anything are the original dark pattern. #cx #design #technology

[Jake Christensen @jake_dc]

The EU made it illegal to design websites that trick people into doing stuff they didn't mean to do. Amazon's internal team reportedly nicknamed their own cancellation process "Iliad" after Homer's epic about a multi-year struggle. Somebody knew. #cx #design

[Jake Christensen @jake_dc]

@JasonPSargent Oh I plan to "two balls in the air were too many for Lady, so she went and laid down" is funny and insightful on several layers.

[Jake Christensen @jake_dc]

The story of Lady the Dog is my new favorite #ldsgeneralconference anecdote... sorry to Elder Uchtdorf's airplane story, no longer number 1.

[Jake Christensen @jake_dc]

Also also - LDS General Conference speakers are aces for cheesy dad jokes, elite. Cheesy and elite.

[Jake Christensen @jake_dc]

Trying to get five kids out the door for church on time is the most complex logistics problem I (help) manage in any given week and it's not close. #dadlife

[Jake Christensen @jake_dc]

I mean, when ecclesiastical leaders tell us all how critical church attendance is - I agree, but also what is the diminishing return on 5 rowdy teens, preteens, and a young kiddo come screaming into a quiet chapel like a Twisted Sister music video?

[FilosophyPhriday @FilosoPhriday]

I tried being a shaman like that one time. Turns out my spirit animal is just a raccoon that knocks over the trash of my abandoned hobbies every full moon

[Jake Christensen @jake_dc]

Signed all my kids up for music lessons and set up a band room in the house. My wife said "you didn't even hesitate." I have been waiting for this moment for sixteen years. Hesitation was never an option. #dadlife

[Jake Christensen @jake_dc]

Using AI to write first drafts of ANYTHING is like having a session musician who plays every note perfectly but doesn't know the song. Technically impressive. Doesn't feel right yet. You still have to show it where the groove is. #AI #technology

[Jake Christensen @jake_dc]

Geez I get back on this platform after a year and the first thing I notice is me dumbo typo back in 2024. Who was that guy.

[Jake Christensen @jake_dc]

. @MiroHQ I'm not how long it's existed, but the relaxing ASMR background music timer on your platform is "chef's kiss"

[Jake Christensen @jake_dc]

Claude being down feels like when you’re too annoying to a lead developer and he blocks your number… you know who you are, Jason.

[Jake Christensen @jake_dc]

I've not been on twitter for a while, anything change in the past 9 or so months?

[Swordfishtrombone @GrimbleGrombl]

@KendraBartle My wife used to not segregate the whites from the darks & colors for equality purposes, but since taking some critical theory laundry classes she now separates them so the colors & darks can have their own space from the whites. I worry it’s making the whites whiter though.

[Jake Christensen @jake_dc]

I've been informed that my last 300 tweets did not post, it appears I've been just typing into a word document. #theoffice #creed

[Jake Christensen @jake_dc]

Proud of my team at Integrity (TA's parent company) - we've been driving hard on a 2.5 year project creating significant digital transformation and launching/integrating new software, experiences, marketing, and UX/CX for a large group of fantastic interc…https://t.co/tCtZSD2DHU