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@Basedgoymemes Why is this ad in English?

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@DanFriedman81 The whole "Cosby Suite" thing happened like 2 years *before* Cosby was charged with anything by the way.

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@xwanyex Because of a thought.

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@mauddweeb There's basically no way to actually hoard wealth in a developed economy. You'd have to buy commodities like steel or crude oil and just bury it in the ground or something. Consumption is the better metric.

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@BecomingCritter The Magic card Cogwork Librarian

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@maximum Your Honor he did it for the bit AND used his one time.

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@s0ulDirect0r "The Metropolitan Man" by Alexander Wales for specifically established universe taken seriously.

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@boxcardavid I carried one of these for a couple months, it was great. Worked itself open in my pocket and when I reached for my car keys I jammed it about 1/4 inch into my palm. Stopped carrying it after that.

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@potatoslav Best to get this out of the way early. Talking to girls never gest easier.

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@cljack were those BULLETS!?

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@eigenrobot One guy famously lost his job over that, but I worry the takeaway was "should have covered it up better".

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@ramennnnoodle @Grok how much does NYC spend on each public school student per year?

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@FeralPHunter Man facial hair really is a game-changer huh

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@ckayerawlings Love to see someone rip a natty 'hoopla'

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@xwanyex It's always funny to me that one of Israel's most effective propaganda arms just translates things their opponents said to cameras on purpose.

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@GarrettPetersen Yeah but what are we to do, amend the constitution? Lmao

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@DammitDannn Well, he isn't carrying a wallet in that suit. You could just follow him to where he dumps his clothes and check his pockets for ID.

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@parakeetnebula What about lesbian porn?

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@JRFBoy Peter the Great, Tsar of Russia, was 6'8". Slightly shorter than Crichton but average height for men at the time was much shorter than it is today.

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@nickcarrscouts I work at a non-nuclear power plant and it looks exactly like this, except that about half the dials and knobs on the wall are no longer functional and there are modern computers in the middle of the room where most of the control happens.