Jake Alan

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Now that @EnesFreedom announced he’s a woman & entering the draft @wnba has three options, all bad for them. 1. Deny he’s a woman. (Which means they know what a woman is.) 2. Admit men to league. 3. Announce only those born as women are eligible. Which path? Checkmate.

[Jose @GuardsBurner_]

Lmao the White Sox broadcast was in the middle of saying Steven Kwan shouldn’t be trying to hit home runs…

“When you’re not a power hitter but trying to act like one.”

[Jake Hurricane @BigJakeCLE]

The logic here is incredible.

[Jake Hurricane @BigJakeCLE]

You’re at a baseball game, not running a dictatorship.

You don’t have to like Chief Wahoo, wear it, or own anything with it. But thinking you should get to decide what another fan can hang at their seat because it offends you is peak entitlement.

[Mr. Nobody @MmisterNobody]

COVID turned out to be a giant IQ test, and roughly 90 percent of people failed it hard.

[Zack Meisel @ZackMeisel]

The Guardians plan to promote top prospect Angel Genao to the big leagues on Wednesday, a source says. In The Athletic's recently updated rankings, he checked in as the No. 14 prospect in MLB.

[Jaylon Tyson Fan Club @IsaacOkoroFan]

The Guardians have traded for the following players this season:

- Patrick Bailey
- Craig Yoho
- Jo Adell
- Foster Griffin
- Nate Lowe

[C0RY @c0ry024]

Everyone wanted Guardos to go get a power RH OF bat and an arm.

They got an all star front of rotation arm and a power RH bat.

Thank you, Guardos. Now let’s start hitting the baseball.

[Zack Meisel @ZackMeisel]

Guardians trades, per sources:

Foster Griffin for Will Dion, Josh Hartle, Nick Mitchell and Kendeglys Virguez

Nathaniel Lowe for Alejandro Rivera

Jo Adell for Jacob Cozart

Craig Yoho and Blake Perkins for Bo Naylor and Codi Heuer

[Zack Meisel @ZackMeisel]

Source: The Guardians are acquiring outfielder Jo Adell from the Angels

[MakeIndiansGreatAgain @Chief_MIGA]

I fucking love you Jose Ramirez.

This city owes you a World Series.

#GuardsBall

[ItsmeTrae🇺🇸 @Littletrae64]

New York Resident Responds to Zohran Mamdani on Reparations:

“If Mamdani would like me, a white New Yorker who never owned slaves, to pay a black New Yorker who never was a slave, then I propose:

Every Muslim in NYC starting with Mamdani, should pay us for 9/11.”

[Mel @mellow_nie91]

Espino > Festa
Espino > Armstrong
Espino > Dion and/or Herrin

Espino should be in this bullpen.

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

Are you really calling Elon Musk a creep, Tampon Tim? You just pardoned a pedophile who molested a 10-year- old kid, you perverted disgusting POS.

[Bernie Pleskoff @bernie_ple28263]

Hammy: "The lack of consistency for this offense is both disturbing and startling." The man always speaks the truth.

[Tim Stebbins @tim_stebbins]

(sheeeeeeeeesh)

[Matt @BelowAverageOPS]

Skenes, Duran, Schlittler, Burns. You have to respect his ability meet the moment

[La Mole @FranmilsEyebrow]

Start feeding him some leverage innings.

Guy is the size of a small forward, throwing 98 mph, with a foot and a half of run on his heater, with 85th percentile extension.

Uncomfortable at bat.

[Jack @jackunheard]

Republican women are on a generational run

[Jack @jackunheard]

Start with Mamdani