Jake Alker

[The 44 ⚽️ @The_Forty_Four]

This could not be anymore accurate😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Referee when he gave his best but Argentina still ended up losing the final

[Jake Alker @jakealker91]

@colobarco how did you get tonight you ginger fuck hahahahaahahaha

[Jake Alker @jakealker91]

@UtdChapters It’s ozil

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@AstridWett Typical racist Chelsea fan

[Jake Alker @jakealker91]

@danielbendall I’m done with him

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

fuck it, FULL Deadpool & Wolverine movie

[Jake Alker @jakealker91]

@officialcufc Accrington - Home
Chesterfield - Away

[Jake Alker @jakealker91]

@Villafanmike @Sporf This is probably the best view I’ve read. Both prime they’d move in and out of each others positions like Rooney done with tevez or Rooney done with Ronaldo. Deadly

[Jake Alker @jakealker91]

@GOATSZN__ @theflyingfin @Sporf Scored in a champions league final. Don’t think Kane even turned up in his?

[Jake Alker @jakealker91]

@TTFCfurds And £3 Stella’s 💔

[Jake Alker @jakealker91]

@danielbendall @rihanna I’ve spoken to the bank to try to figure out the APR% of debts owed and basically I’ll settle on a wank

[Jake Alker @jakealker91]

@danielbendall @rihanna she lost the bet so I'm waiting to be bathed! #batheme

[Jake Alker @jakealker91]

My birthday tomorrow @ZooeyDeschanel 32. Im a touch older if you were worried about noncing

[Jake Alker @jakealker91]

@ZooeyDeschanel If I had one wish, we would be best friends
Love would never end, it would just begin
If I had one wish, you would bathe me

[Jake Alker @jakealker91]

@samclevz @SkySportsNews Were you out or something last night? My feed is full of such random comments from you 😂😂

[UF @UtdFaithfuls]

Is this the same Casemiro that came to Manchester United for the money? 😀

[Jake Alker @jakealker91]

@samclevz Terrible as well

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@yorkshire_from @StanCollymore You’re getting sacked in the morning you sweaty nonce

[Jake Alker @jakealker91]

@skyIarxrae Nah mate

[Jake Alker @jakealker91]

@JonnyEllis99 Deschamps should be proud. He realised the negative sitting back wasn’t working so he changed things up and went at the game like all good managers should do instead of hiding..

[Bhavs @bhavss14]

Olivier Giroud has had a better career than Harry Kane