Jake Apple

Evangelical / Reformed / Catholic / WASP

[Jake Apple @JakeApologia]

@UncleToaster1 So, average Lutheran sermon?

[Jake Apple @JakeApologia]

@Halfrack_8 @sbbecca_00 Absolutely! Toleration of pornography inside of a relationship is just a lite form of polyamory. No wonder we have such a twisted view of relationships and marriage these days.

[Jake Apple @JakeApologia]

Here's a piece of advice: avoid marrying a masturbation addict in the first place.

[Masculine Man @masculinmanx]

Avoid divorcing a masturbation addict.
Avoid divorcing a masturbation addict.
Avoid divorcing a masturbation addict.
Avoid divorcing a masturbation addict.
Avoid divorcing a masturbation addict.
Avoid divorcing a masturbation addict.

THE FIRST REASON IS:

[Jake Apple @JakeApologia]

@Halfrack_8 @sbbecca_00 Unfortunately a lot of women today seem to be okay with it! Perhaps in a (cheap) effort to appear sex positive. We can always appreciate women who continue to have a sense of dignity however!

[Jake Apple @JakeApologia]

@trad_presby Jesus Christ, Son of God, have mercy on me, a retard

[Jake Apple @JakeApologia]

@sbbecca_00 John Cena is a real patriot

[Jake Apple @JakeApologia]

Good morning! Have you prayed the Daily Office yet?

[Jake Apple @JakeApologia]

@J_K_Wood @johncwright2001 Yeah, and every time it happens Edmund Burke is vindicated once again

[𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔦𝔢𝔩 𝚟𝚜 𝔅𝔞𝔟𝔶𝔩𝔬𝔫 @DanielvsBabylon]

Addiction is proof that you are capable of intense devotion, you're just serving a false god.

[Jake Apple @JakeApologia]

@sbbecca_00 You wish death upon me more than the Xbox 360 game chats of old

[Jake Apple @JakeApologia]

@sbbecca_00 @bongybingy89601 IT'S NOT?!?!

[Jake Apple @JakeApologia]

@sbbecca_00 @bongybingy89601 In my unbiased opinion I do think my mustache is better than the guy in the center

[Jake Apple @JakeApologia]

@JoeJohnsona3gz @dandrgcreation @Degenr8Rambler @evanjmez @jamesfishback You didn't expose anything. I just mentioned basic history and you got mad.

[Jake Apple @JakeApologia]

@JoeJohnsona3gz @dandrgcreation @Degenr8Rambler @evanjmez @jamesfishback I believe you might be projecting.

[Jake Apple @JakeApologia]

@JoeJohnsona3gz @dandrgcreation @Degenr8Rambler @evanjmez @jamesfishback Your ancestors are a single tribe, not native Americans broadly. So it is a pretty uncontested fact that your ancestors very well went to war with other tribes. Like a 99.9% certainty

[Jake Apple @JakeApologia]

You had no country. You were a bunch of disconnected tribes that were constantly at war with each other. You had no unified language, you had new unified culture, you had no state, you had no common values, and you often betrayed each other for the favor of the European colonists. We are not the same

[Jake Apple @JakeApologia]

@dandrgcreation @Degenr8Rambler @evanjmez @jamesfishback Because my take is simply that to be a citizen, you ought to speak English. My take has nothing to do with what I'm going to do personally about it. That is not my job as a citizen.