Jake Bartley

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

Imagine being the first person to serve food inside of a bell pepper. The excitement, the fear, the haters.

[trash jones @jzux]

i eat popcorn like someone is going to take it away from me and then kill me

[Jake Bartley @jakebartleykc]

@picturedofus meee if anyone has extra! <3

[wendell sandico @wendellsandico]

me at Moulin Rouge starring Megan Thee Stallion

[kyle @kyle4prezident]

cynthia’s reaction … really girl

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Either we ban AI or we reinstate Panera Suicide Beverages, I just want us to be consistent

[Emily Nesbitt @emilynesbitt96]

Okay this made me chuckle IRL

[intern @intern]

hey man just wanted to reach out and say i loved how much you drank at the networking event last night

[loid @Iveslueur]

me if i was a detective: ok wait omg

[Maya Ishii-Peters Moves To Tuckahoe @meltingmom3nt]

Taylor knew this astonishing recipe was taking the internet by storm so she had to come up with something really quick.

[dan @Dansplainer]

turn your oven on right now just for fun #TurnYourOvenOn

[Tyler Schmall @tylerschmall]

These were my grandfather’s last words before he passed away in 1998

[uncle gworl @_uncle_gworl]

Putin was hitting that remote 😩

[FOREIGN! @SPICE2K]

Nicki Minaj sings Lana Del Rey's song about Ethel Cain and shows love to her on Space

[Jordan @mr_certainly]

Give it to me straight doc, how tall am I and how old am I

[Tony X @soIoucity]

This would be a non story if they didn't react. You gotta act like you belong!! That's how I've been getting free breakfast at the Hilton down the street for the past 2 weeks.

[birv @murderbirv]

just found out that. Raisings are grape I’m shaking I. So scared

[Gilbus Roy @GilbusRoy]

The reason my eyes are dilated is because I am so attracted to you, officer.

[kie @criminalplaza]

she’s a “radical left hard line trump hater” and all she did was ask for kindness and mercy for marginalized groups