Jake Blankenship

[jon @prasejeebus]

Thinking about how Amy Adams has never received the Leonardo DiCaprio-level industry narrative of being “robbed” or “overdue” for an Academy Award despite accruing more nominations in a shorter period of time and delivering higher quality performances

[Jake Blankenship @jakeblank35]

@SomeKidNajir lil Jon... but only if he bring the Ying Tang twins and/or the east side boyz.

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@SomeKidNajir what a nerd

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@SomeKidNajir I don't even think she knows what Hamilton is honestly. I think she just blindly retweets things.

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@SomeKidNajir or pictures of Leonardo DiCaprio

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@SomeKidNajir or "I NEED THESEEEE" with a picture of some shitty shoes made by a child in China.

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@SomeKidNajir if it includes a dog or a reaction that includes an animal of some sort I know it's her. Keep on scrolling.

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@SomeKidNajir this super bowl is underwhelming all around. The game. The commercials. You're not missing anything

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@SomeKidNajir just a fucking teaser for it during the Super Bowl but it looks hype as fuck. Halloween premier date tho... 😑

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@kateberlant @bejohnce I'll bring my camera. It records to tapes and can only record for 3 minutes at a time but nothing beats VHS quality.

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@AlexanderEmmons @theintercept welp... this is reminiscent of "The Gulf of Tonkin Resolution" and we all know how that turned out for the US

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@ZackPearlman @mattyistnatty it discredits the nations that fought for independence from colonialism post-WWII on the basis of Nationalism.

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@ZackPearlman @mattyistnatty yeah, I'm not disputing that. I'm just saying making a blanket statement and calling all nationalists nazis...

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@ZackPearlman @mattyistnatty Zach, Nationalism and Nazism are separate things. Nazis can be nationalists but not all nationalists are nazis.

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@dr3wanders0n Tuesday's coming, did you bring your coat?

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@SomeKidNajir I'm invited to the wedding right?

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@SomeKidNajir damn what did you do?

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@megathornberry lol sorry, Megan. I just started watching Dragon Ball Super and it's so good.

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@SomeKidNajir it's incredible how bad pizza is outside of NY/NJ like no one knows how to make pizza anywhere else.