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Wan af

[Adam Aaronson @aaaronson]

Huge news for fans of 6-letter first names and 5-letter last names

[Jack @jakeclownsner]

@aaaronson Which word encloses the largest area

[Jack @jakeclownsner]

@clubdiscocharts The shirt so tuff

[𖤓 𝐋𝐢𝐨𝐧 𖤓 @Lionspectre]

I have a ton of occult thoughts on why this is so popular, but tldr, her finger is a wand expressing her will, and you’re witnessing a genuine moment when someone is actively trying to shatter another persons aura (dominate them).

[Jack @jakeclownsner]

@joyci_schecter Madonna is God

[🏆それいけ★¨̮あっきー🏆【本垢】フォロバ祭り17 @Akikun1124]

トイストーリーのオチこれだったら泣く

[ubunt22 @ubunt22]

@zatchweensatan She says "shrub a lubba dub dub bla bla bla", as a plant-themed twist on Rick's signature catchphrase "wub a lubba dub dub". Unsurprising tht u werent able 2 decipher her cryptic utterance as only those w/ the highest IQs can even comprehend such matters. Frankly even I struggled

[Matt Block @Sartdine]

General relativity is a COLONIAL ARTIFACT which disrupts indigenous timekeeping practices. And y’all think Einstein the goat 🤣🤣🤣 E = MC YADA YADA

[Michael Kasper @KasperStats]

just realized Chicago's MLS team is called the "Chicago Fire." ya know, their biggest disaster.

that would be like if New York had a team called the "New York Jets"...

[Jack @jakeclownsner]

@MoonL88537 @repligate IMO the best way to get an instinctive feel for exponentials is to play incremental/idle games

[Miles Teller @Miles_Teller]

Hey @Apple how about acknowledging our Armed Forces in your next emoji update.

[teen vampire, aged 40 @witchesflight]

Happy Father’s Day to my dad. A few years back, I got an awful haircut and I was crying about it, and he came into my room and said “u have no idea how easy your life is. Do you know how hard it was for black female scientists in the 50s/60s?” (He just watched Hidden Figures)

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

My body is a machine that transforms potential into nothing.

[blanco @beerdefeater]

#pouroutabeeronyourcrotchchallenge

[Jack @jakeclownsner]

@aaaronson Longest symmetrical pairing? HOSPICES/PIEHOUSE maybe

[ᯓ★ @chorio_actis]

i get so sad going back to my empty place after a night with my friends, i'm very certain we're meant to fall asleep in a pile together like a litter of puppies

[Jack @jakeclownsner]

@idkijustthibk Exile mogs

[Jack @jakeclownsner]

At Leviticus. I.S.O Trade and Girl Trade. Lmk whose popped out!

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Funniest joke ever is too long for Twitter, but it's about a duck that walks into a bar day after day, asking, "Got any grapes?" If someone knows it, tell someone else.

[Jack @jakeclownsner]

@aaaronson Are there any words where the graph looks like the word? Best I can come up with is VALLEY