The water company unexpectedly cut our water off due to an "unpaid balance" this morning. Chuck happened to be using our shower at the time and was unable to reach completion.
As a gesture of goodwill, we gave him a free Diet Coke which was graciously accepted. Our showers are out of order while we negotiate with the water people.
Alien: Unfortunately my name manifests in kinetic frequencies which your human mind simply cannot comprehend.
Me: I want to try. It's important to me.
Alien: Bart Simpson
Me: No we actually have that name here too
i kind of love that every time a pistons team is good part of their identity is they’re just gonna drag you into a mud pit and hit you with a 2x4 for 48 minutes