Jacob Hatch

*Twitter Bio*

[Sam Bowman @s8mb]

50th anniversary of Mao’s death today. It’s all my cats have been talking about.

[Sofoets @mosuyanagi]

opened instagram and instantly got this mythical pull

[Celina 52 Truck Stop @celinatruckstop]

The water company unexpectedly cut our water off due to an "unpaid balance" this morning. Chuck happened to be using our shower at the time and was unable to reach completion.

As a gesture of goodwill, we gave him a free Diet Coke which was graciously accepted. Our showers are out of order while we negotiate with the water people.

[Cat Damon @CornOnTheGoblin]

[while my wife opens up her christmas present] remember when you said we needed milk

[best of better call saul @bestofsaulgood]

couples costume idea

[Ryan @ThisIsKodiak]

The full 1987 film RoboCop rendered as the Cracker Barrel logo. Because nothing matters.

[Andrew @Dub__A]

Which Louisiana Shrimp & Petroleum Festival poster should I get

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Alien: Unfortunately my name manifests in kinetic frequencies which your human mind simply cannot comprehend.

Me: I want to try. It's important to me.

Alien: Bart Simpson

Me: No we actually have that name here too

[Nick Mullen @nycguidovoice]

Jesus. Literally crying listening to the new jelly roll album. It’s so fucking good @JoeRogan

[The Truth @TruthBerner34]

Which player do you want to see tear their ACL these playoffs?

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

i kind of love that every time a pistons team is good part of their identity is they’re just gonna drag you into a mud pit and hit you with a 2x4 for 48 minutes

[Jacob Hatch @jakedanhatch]

Get me the Detroit Pistons on the phone

[goo.vision @goo_vision]

aquatic fantasies

[Jacob Hatch @jakedanhatch]

Glenn Frey X Nick Mullen

[Cam Miller 🎥 @cammillerfilms]

Stadium along the river.

[Grant Afseth @GrantAfseth]

Jordan Brand releases a new ad before Luka Dončić faces the Dallas Mavericks for the first time in his NBA career.

[matthew ritchie @mkrwrt]

would love to take inefficient midrange shots here

[John Frankensteiner @JFrankensteiner]

The decision in images making it look like the shadow of the hand is coming from a hyped Scorsese, this is what posting is all about

[Paul Harding @HardingArt]

Bob McGinnis is 99 years old today. One of the greatest to ever lift a paintbrush.