Jacob

keeping that inner child alive since '95

[Jacob @jakedturner]

I swear work is like the hyperbolic time chamber....

[Jacob @jakedturner]

@carcrop93 How is that ew??

[Jacob @jakedturner]

I'm living off monsters and protein bars at this point

[Jacob @jakedturner]

10x10's 🤢

[Jacob @jakedturner]

Seriously the dedication 6 is the best I've heard lil Wayne in awhile

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Wish I could've opened a present like this for Christmas https://t.co/JcHWg2mYww

[Lil Wayne WEEZY F @LilTunechi]

Merry Christmas and Happy D6 Day Ha!

[Music Teach @Music1996Man]

My parents were married for more than 20 years, divorced, fought a lot, went to work on themselves. Years later, they start dating and as of yesterday, this happened;

Congrats Mom and Dad! True love always finds its way back around.

[Robin Roberts @RobinRoberts]

#WhoDatNation 👏🏽🙌🏾 https://t.co/uXfyKZCJp6

[Jacob @jakedturner]

I didn't realize just reading something could make you feel so sick to your stomach

[Jacob @jakedturner]

Take a shot, make a friend, and enjoy the moment

[Jacob @jakedturner]

@Kane_ 1030 be there or be.... I'll fucking kill you if you stand me up

[Jacob @jakedturner]

@Kane_ Ohhh me me me me

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

...been playing that game since I was 18

[Jacob @jakedturner]

@karaprice99 You don't even fight colds what are you talking about?

[Jacob @jakedturner]

"Wine'em+dine'em=69'em"

[BuyLegalMeds.com @BuyLegalMedsCo]

We fuck with the vision Freddy 😂

[Jacob @jakedturner]

The one fucking time no one shows up to the gym I forget my fucking key

[Jacob @jakedturner]

@brettmayberry I don't like soggy buns.... especially two soggy buns, and then I'd have watered down beer... what kind of American are you?

[Jacob @jakedturner]

There seriously isn't a lot out there that's better than a hot shower after a long day

[Jacob @jakedturner]

Man things are gonna be wayyyy different but it's time to embrace the change