All Bark, No Tree

What gets us into trouble is not what we don't know; it's what we know for sure that just ain't so. - Mark Twain

[All Bark, No Tree @jakeeyes]

@NashvilleResist Mom mo mmm

[All Bark, No Tree @jakeeyes]

We’re the frogs in the pot.

[emily wilder @vv1lder]

My statement on my termination from The Associated Press.

[All Bark, No Tree @jakeeyes]

I’m coming, Mother!

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

The Trump Adminstration’s coronavirus response:

[All Bark, No Tree @jakeeyes]

@MsGanoosh Purrsnip

[All Bark, No Tree @jakeeyes]

Correct answer Sir, you may proceed across the Florida border.

[All Bark, No Tree @jakeeyes]

I am the whistleblower #Spartacus

[John Lewis @repjohnlewis]

Do not get lost in a sea of despair. Do not become bitter or hostile. Be hopeful, be optimistic. Never, ever be afraid to make some noise and get in good trouble, necessary trouble. We will find a way to make a way out of no way. #goodtrouble

[All Bark, No Tree @jakeeyes]

@maddgamer7 Haters gonna hate

[Nicholas Kristof @NickKristof]

Of the 32 new Rhodes Scholars chosen today, a record 21 are women and almost half are immigrants or first generation Americans. One is undocumented and under DACA. They constitute another reminder that immigration can enrich America.

[Vice President Kamala Harris Archived @VP46Archive]

The domestic gag rule is an attack on our rights. The White House has no business deciding what a doctor or nurse can say to their patient about legal medical procedures. RT if you agree.

[All Bark, No Tree @jakeeyes]

@HoodsOrganics Hi Jess! I’m breaking a long silence to speak to you once again ... seeing your tweet pop up had me smiling.

[Athyvaya🔥 @athyvaya]

If a country is truly wealthy, it can afford to be generous.

If it is truly brave, it doesn’t fear outsiders.

If it is truly strong, it can shoulder larger burdens.

If it is truly wise, it will seek knowledge & education.

If it truly values freedom, it will welcome diversity.

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

Hi David! You seem to be struggling to make your fictional European friend sound authentic. Try something a *real* European might say, like 'we don't have armed school guards,' 'we don't sell kids assault rifles' or, more simply, 'don't use me to argue for more guns, Dave.'

[The Onion @TheOnion]

New Regulation Requires All Protected Species To Be Actively Looking For New Habitat In Order To Receive Funding https://t.co/VleirlSFlN

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

Saw two emotional support dogs try to fight each other at the airport and I think we’re all ready for 2018.

[All Bark, No Tree @jakeeyes]

Time magazine Man of the Year candidate?

[Jeff Ross @realjeffreyross]

I’m so excited for this new Star Wars movie.

[Ricky Davila @TheRickyDavila]

Jesus has clearly left the building.