Jake

[Jake @jakegh96]

I’m in love with a man named Marcelo

[Jake @jakegh96]

@Andytlee2 @Guysley Our last chairman

[Jake @jakegh96]

@coreycapoccia @Russ_Goldman I'd like to add Brenden Aaronson's name to this as well, the way he departed left a sour taste. He came back and while again still limited, he contributed to the team - something Harrison couldn't do. So the argument being the way Harrison left is the reason we're happy, is false

[Jake @jakegh96]

@coreycapoccia @Russ_Goldman Excellent manager, has an excellent first touch. Though otherwise, extremely limited.

[Jake @jakegh96]

@TheJackyCalv Quite literally a Piroe/Ampadu hybrid 😂

[Murph @NUFCMurph]

Dan Burn when he gets ahold of Messi tonight

[Casey Evans @Casey_Evans_]

‘What a win for England’

Jordan Henderson (unused substitute):

[Total Football @TotalFootball]

The Norwegian team and fans doing the Row are just beautiful.

[Paddy Raff @paddyraffcomedy]

Describing a Toblerone to someone who’s never had one before

[Football Away Days @AwayDaysFB]

Taylor Harwood-Bellis celebrated like this in front of Middlesbrough players not long after making fun of Luke Ayling's speech impediment, Southampton have now been kicked out of the play off final 7 days later...

Karma is an incredible thing... 🤣

[kian 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @kianlufc]

Looking for Southampton in the playoff final

[Portsmouth FC @Pompey]

🔜

[The Square Ball @TheSquareBall]

But for who, Chris Kamara?

[Leeds United @LUFC]

🇸🇪 Congrats to #LUFC defender Gabriel Gudmundsson, who has been named in Sweden’s 2026 World Cup squad

[Central @WestHam_Central]

@WestHam I believe we'll be safe before Leeds

[Jake @jakegh96]

@WestHam_Central Going down

[Jake @jakegh96]

@tompeck @tomrenniesoccer Can't argue that. Unfortunately for you it's been a weird season where the 2 other main teams down there have seriously picked up throughout the season (besides spurs)

Shame Spurs probably won't go down now.

[Jake @jakegh96]

@tompeck @tomrenniesoccer Unfortunately football doesn't work like that, we could say after the City game the table has us at 6th. You've been the worst of the 3 throughout the season, hence the table.

[Jake @jakegh96]

@logicalclaret @Ashleyychapman @MultimediaJonny Finally slept like a baby

[Jake @jakegh96]

@logicalclaret @Ashleyychapman @MultimediaJonny I reckon 3