Jake Shew

if you leave something until the last minute then it only takes a minute to do

[Jake Shew @JakehBoi]

Don’t let this die https://t.co/N1qvPBGbt4

[maia arson crimew 🐈 @awawawhoami]

okay 💗
yay 💗

[Cacophony Kid ×͜× @CacoKidOH]

Fuck chatgpt, wikipedia is my ride or die. If I'm gonna be misinformed I want to be misinformed BY THE PEOPLE

[BROONO ㊆ @BROONOart]

They cooking this guy but if his actual name was Grimstone and someone was like “what about the Thing” they would just shoot him on the spot

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

babe wanna come over and watch me apply for jobs on indeed until i start to cry

[lonnie @aubreyplazawyd]

If you’re 27 years old go fuck yourself

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Been smiling thinking about a chimp getting home from a long day of work. Kisses the wife, hugs the kids. Cracks open that first banana and it makes a beer noise

[WH @hastifliche]

I miss the French Kanye
Died in a trench Kanye
Fought at the Somme Kanye
Led with aplomb Kanye
Le mitrailleur Kanye
Le Franc-tireur Kanye
Gangrenous leg Kanye
Not Sonderweg Kanye

[SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity]

People say we can’t build cathedrals, but put a Middle Ages stonemason in front of this thing and ask which makes him feel the presence of God.

[shredberg @shredberg]

Oh no...

Nintendo just released guidelines for speedruns now too... 🤦‍♂️

[wint @dril]

i ve invented an AI that can smoke Cigarettes

[Jake Shew @JakehBoi]

@nicole_shewchuk Sir, another affirmative action debate has hit the family dinner table

[Ryan Letourneau @Northernlion]

mmm thanks for the dono
gift subs yum yum
prime sub so good and tasty
yay tier 3 sub, gang gang

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

very rare to see this level of tailoring nowadays, even on the wealthy

[Jake Shew @JakehBoi]

@peasandcrisps Me (rice) getting fried in the shrimp retweets

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

piece of shit

[Jake Shew @JakehBoi]

@nicole_shewchuk @TheYard That vest that nick has on does look nice...