Jake Hinxman

Follower of Christ | Husband | Dad | Boston Sports Fan | 5-Time Fantasy Football Champion

[Jake Hinxman @jakehinxman]

Big if true

[Red @SurvivingGrady]

Red Sox

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

5 SOLID FOR SANDOVAL, BOMB FOR JAHMAI JONES, GAME-TYING KNOCK FOR SOGARD, GAME-WINNING 2-RUN BOMB FOR MONASTERIO IN THE 10TH!! #GOLDBOTTLES

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

RANGER GOES 4 SHUT IN HIS RETURN, BULLPEN HOLDS IT DOWN, RBI KNOCK FOR CEDDANNE, 2-RUN KNOCK FOR DURAN, 2-RUN DOUBLE FOR JAHMAI, RBI SLUMP BUSTER DOUBLE FOR WILYER, WE GOT KETCHUP!! #GOLDBOTTLES

[Chuck95 @Cjheidenwith95]

@TeamHendrick @DaleJr you kicking the tire?

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

SANDOVAL WAS DECE, DING DONG AND AN RBI DOUBLE FOR TONY SEAGULLS, 2-RUN DING DONG FOR CEDDANNE, GAME-WINNING RBI DOUBLE FOR ROMY, SAVE FOR 44, BACK ON OUR WINNING BULLSHIT #GOLDBOTTLES

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

ANOTHER SOLID START FOR BENNETT, 2-RUN KNOCK FOR HR DURBY, 2-RUN TRIPLE FOR DURAN, DING DONG FOR CEDDANNE, SAVE FOR 44, THE RED SOX HAVE TIED THEIR FRANCHISE RECORD WITH 15 CONSECUTIVE WINS AND HAVE WON 20 OUT OF 22!! #GOLDBOTTLES

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

TOLLE PUNCHES OUT 9, RBI DOUBLE FOR WILYER, RBI KNOCK AND GAME-TYING DOUBLE FOR WC40, GAME-TYING KNOCK FOR CEDDANNE, GAME-WINNING 8TH INNING BOMB FOR HOME RUN DURBY, SAVE FOR 44, THE RED SOX HAVE WON 14 STRAIGHT AND 19 OF 21!! #GOLDBOTTLES

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

9TH STRAIGHT QUALITY START FOR SONNY GRAY, RBI DOUBLE FOR MONASTERIO, 2-RUN BOMB FOR WC40, THE BOSTON RED SOX HAVE WON 13 STRAIGHT GAMES, 18 OF 20 AND HAVE SWEPT THE 1ST PLACE RAYS!! #GOLDBOTTLES

[PFF @PFF]

Lowest Completion Rate Allowed in Coverage Last Season:

🔒 Christian Gonzalez, NE: 43.4%

[Brett Kollmann @BrettKollmann]

Don't you love it when two different cultures from across the ocean can bond over their shared love of beer and fighting the British

[Justin @JustinMLB]

You’re such a fucking dickhead @CraigBreslow

[Jake Hinxman @jakehinxman]

@redsoxstats 2003-2018 was the anomaly in Red Sox history. Resigned to the fact that it’ll never be that way again.

[Matthew Leb @Leb_Zeppelins]

Red Sox fans: “FSG is worth $14 billion. Can we please have a competitive roster?”

FSG:

[Man-Soo Lee @palehose05]

They should put a goldfish in here and then imbed it into a 1/1 Topps card

[🦆 B1G Duck Energy 🦆 @B1GDuckEnergyy]

600 is a bigger number than 1.2.

[That Guy Rocked MLB @MLBGuyRocked]

Jon Lester

That guy rocked.