Jake in Hi-Fi

Current Tour Guide for Seed & Smith Cannabis Co. and unofficial semi-pro Cannabis Tester

[Jake in Hi-Fi @JakeInHiFi]

@IKEAUSAHelp Please, you've ignored every attempt at communication since I placed my order on May 8th. You cannot call your 888 number without being hung up on. Email isn't an option, only cancellation. Please. Respond. Order #: 352575525

[Jake in Hi-Fi @JakeInHiFi]

@DougBenson Thanks for the offer, Doug! My name is Jake Figallo, I'll definitely attend.

[Jake in Hi-Fi @JakeInHiFi]

@c5df420ea0ac40d @Lawrence I really wish those words weren't censored. They should stand as a shining example of the atrocious trash that spews out of his mouth.

[Mike Theiss @MikeTheiss]

#StormSurge coming into lobby of Golden Nugget casino in Biloxi #HurricaneNate

[Jake in Hi-Fi @JakeInHiFi]

@danielvankirk @SteveDahlShow That was the culmination of years of having to bullshit in a timely manner.

[Jake in Hi-Fi @JakeInHiFi]

@NickiHarshbagel @DougBenson I printed it out on 11x17 32lb paper but this is a direct link to a .jpg I created in Photoshop for the tweet. Thanks for asking!

[Jake in Hi-Fi @JakeInHiFi]

@austin_bad_eats But which location?

[Jake in Hi-Fi @JakeInHiFi]

@TheKennEdwards What a damn loss. Have they confirmed he's off life support? I'm sick and tired of this Schrödinger's Rockstar routine, I need closure.

[Jake in Hi-Fi @JakeInHiFi]

@SeanSJordan @chocobo58 @arturogarcia @IanKarmel @thegissilent Didn't wanna fuck up and toss spicy havarti or jalapeño muenster on that bad boy. Doubling down on the pepper jack, son.

[Jake in Hi-Fi @JakeInHiFi]

@SeanSJordan @chocobo58 @arturogarcia @IanKarmel @thegissilent Googling "South Dakota Wedding Burger Recipe" brings up 0 recipes. I'm gonna have to wing this from the photo above. Damn.

[Jake in Hi-Fi @JakeInHiFi]

@TheHellfireClub @jaketapper I read he would take members of the press out for drinks after berating them publicly. I'd enjoy learning more details about that.

[Jake in Hi-Fi @JakeInHiFi]

@vicenews Please, for the love of all that is holy & unholy, give us more #YesterdayOnTheInternet - The world needs it right now.

[Jake in Hi-Fi @JakeInHiFi]

@justinchon Just got out of a showing of Gook, ending hit me hard and was as good as the rest of the film. Excellent work sir, thank you.

[Jake in Hi-Fi @JakeInHiFi]

@EricVespe @DougBenson I won the prize bag! Can't thank you enough for the the Alamo pins! I've been offered $ for them but no way! Those are going to my grandkids

[Jake in Hi-Fi @JakeInHiFi]

@richc80 @TheKennEdwards Thank you! @TheKennEdwards and I now own matching Christmas-themed rubber pipes.

[Jake in Hi-Fi @JakeInHiFi]

@Brandazzle But was it good to completion?

[Jake in Hi-Fi @JakeInHiFi]

@TheKennEdwards @DougBenson I'm breaking from my social anxiety for a spell to say PM me, dude. You shouldn't live in this city without proper green in your pocket.

[Jake in Hi-Fi @JakeInHiFi]

Decided to spend more than 15 minutes on my #DougLovesMovies name tag. First time for everything. Can't wait for tomorrow - @DougBenson

[Jake in Hi-Fi @JakeInHiFi]

I've recently seen a few trailers featuring Michelle Pfeiffer. Calling it now: her resurgence shall be known as #ThePfeifferection

[Jake in Hi-Fi @JakeInHiFi]

@rShowerThoughts Found a Walken Comma in there.