J-Rod

(Parody)

[J-Rod @jakejohnno]

Always carry a lobster it will get you out of trouble

[J-Rod @jakejohnno]

Silencer…get ya silencers

[J-Rod @jakejohnno]

Gun metal grey

[J-Rod @jakejohnno]

3 apco runs before 9.00am
Hounds record is in range

[J-Rod @jakejohnno]

A-Roads type of resistance training comes in the form of laying down and stretching

[J-Rod @jakejohnno]

You can only make it to the top via inside trading and colluding after hours

[J-Rod @jakejohnno]

The hound is so rich and powerful, once he unlocks full control and completes the golden triangle nobody will be safe

[J-Rod @jakejohnno]

What’s morat doin

[J-Rod @jakejohnno]

Time to go big king huntin

[J-Rod @jakejohnno]

I always said I love Jaylen brown

[J-Rod @jakejohnno]

@creed209 @aidanmalsab

[Feru ✭ @ferupity]

As a grown ass man I’m not working 10 hours to come home and argue with a fat bitch

[J-Rod @jakejohnno]

When your paycheck starts with a 5…
Your officially getting paid for knowledge not labour

[J-Rod @jakejohnno]

Stick mag in the sauna is nuts

[J-Rod @jakejohnno]

The humble almond croissant is a nice spoil

[J-Rod @jakejohnno]

Blythem may not be on the tit but his still on the formula

[J-Rod @jakejohnno]

Me- “A-Rod I’m going to bcf, anaconda and total tools. Probably get a humble roast of the day counter meal for lunch wanna come?”

A-Road- “Nah I’m going to Manchester and 40 winks then probably my favourite sushi hut”

[J-Rod @jakejohnno]

A-Rod doing domestic arvo shift purely for the love of the game is nuts

[J-Rod @jakejohnno]

Being a rockstar has a lot of behind the scenes work

[J-Rod @jakejohnno]

Ya forget you’ve got a shaved lid until you see a mirror