Jake Kluth

Livin the dream

[Jake Kluth @jakekluth]

@DJ2TIMEMusic @ChipotleTweets lol no kidding right?

[Jake Kluth @jakekluth]

Pretty amazing chatbot you have here @ChipotleTweets. What do you have to do to get an actual human to respond to you?

[Jake Kluth @jakekluth]

@BCD123_ Honestly a bargain for less than $1 million

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Love the prioritization of the architect for this 0 bedroom 5 bathroom 1,124 square foot house

[Jake Kluth @jakekluth]

@JJWatt Halfway through the 5th is only 4.5 innings- even better

[Jake Kluth @jakekluth]

@GrindeOptions

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@J19FX @QCompounding Double counts. 7 kids per (1 husband + 1 wife)

[Jake Kluth @jakekluth]

I think the Handicapped/EV-owning demographic cross section may be significantly over-represented in my office garage

[Jake Kluth @jakekluth]

Doesn’t seem like they’re filtering out any potential advertisers at the moment

[Jake Kluth @jakekluth]

Has anyone ever seen Brian Harman and @jamessmurray in a room together

[Jake Kluth @jakekluth]

@choffstein For explaining volatility drag between geometric and arithmetic returns intuitively with minimal math, wouldn’t the simplest example be something like 0.75 x 1.25 being less than 1? How much of the core message does that capture?

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@stlouisfed Interesting choice of legend here

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@TerrapinHoops concession line times are 3-4x what you’d expect, but they probably have been able to prevent 5 or 6 underagers in the stadium from getting a beer, so who’s to say what’s best

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@dominos a few blocks away with a 43 minute delivery time is a tough development

[Jake Kluth @jakekluth]

@VancityReynolds congratulations on the accomplishment!

[Jake Kluth @jakekluth]

Apartment lobby coffee station, Amsterdam-style I guess

[Jake Kluth @jakekluth]

I’ve found a new calling as a professional outlet mall shopper

[Jake Kluth @jakekluth]

New DC anti-speeding advertisements inspired by Tesla’s autopilot testing

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Hell of an upsell to go for the two-pack

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Algorithmic stablecoins may collapse, but @NationalsPark naming rights must last for their entire contractual obligation