Jake Lashon

[Jake Lashon @jakelashon]

@LivMaddix Wow you had me in the first half

[Jake Lashon @jakelashon]

@LivMaddix This guy goes into his echo chamber, thinks his opinions are universal fact for everyone and every situation, and has the audacity to post on Twitter hahah that's... Well... Par for the course I guess

[Jake Lashon @jakelashon]

@LivMaddix "you gonna finish that?"

[Jake Lashon @jakelashon]

Soon they'll raise anutha

[Jake Lashon @jakelashon]

@LivMaddix I was born in the middle of the night with the kids and the kids are going to be a little bit late but I don't think so.

[Jake Lashon @jakelashon]

Just got an email from Hulu that was entirely an offer to switch to Progressive.
JFC that feels so wrong down to the pit of my soul.

[Jake Lashon @jakelashon]

@LivMaddix If it ain't got a bidet, say no way

[Jake Lashon @jakelashon]

The origin of Kraft Mac & Cheese dust

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

In the Zhongnan Mountains in china, in a Buddhist temple,

there is this 1,400-year-old ginkgo tree,
https://t.co/XMVJTtSxrJ

[Jake Lashon @jakelashon]

@abelinasabrina We all cry in there

[Jake Lashon @jakelashon]

@MrBallen Two iconic episodes to be are:
The one where the nice old couple end up being buried alive by the girl they would always help (and her friends)
The one where the nice old couple end up getting drowned in the ocean by that child star tying anchors to them. Highly disturbing

[Jake Lashon @jakelashon]

@LivMaddix Better get one quick because they're all selling out. I stashed two of the unopened toys. It's my daughter's college fund

[Jake Lashon @jakelashon]

@LivMaddix I think most guys just like to look honestly. Don't think that's necessarily a bad thing in itself as long as it doesn't interfere with the real relationship.

[Jake Lashon @jakelashon]

@LivMaddix Dude.. every story on news profiles lol

[Jake Lashon @jakelashon]

@PatFlynn Congrats Pat!

[Jake Lashon @jakelashon]

@noaveragenrd @LivMaddix Which is what we did. And our mortgage is 1216 for the record

[Jake Lashon @jakelashon]

@LivMaddix Oh of course. Hard to argue otherwise

[King Narukami @KingNarukami45]

Guitar Hero mods have gone too far