Teachers when I was in grade school: “you need cursive, you’ll use it all the time”
The only time I ever use cursive is when I’m not paying attention in a lecture because I’m practicing my signature
Foundation maths Q.1 2021: Tony buys a Dart ticket with a brand new crisp €20 note, he receives €17.30 change in coinage. How much can he fit in his slim fit, hand fitted hugo boss suit?