Jacob Maynard

Just a dude learning to fly planes. Go Bills!

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@tameimpala great job dude #theslowrush

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@AFNtelevision @realDonaldTrump dude what is PHYKE? #SB54AFN

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Did you know that this is the first Super Bowl that the 49ers and Chiefs have played each other in? Also Epstein didn’t kill himself. #SB54AFN

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@AFNtelevision Watching #sb54afn with the squad in freezing Antarctica! Go Forty-Niners!!!

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C-17 Moose Crew checking in from Al-Udeid. Go teams! #sb54afn

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Show the tweet bar more #SB54AFN

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SPORTS!!! #SB54AFN

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Hide ya wife, hide ya kids, Winnie the Pooh out here kidnapping #SB54AFN

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@Ickey_Vickey8 First of all it’s burnt tangerine...

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🤲➡️🤚 ✋🐱👄

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Harry Potter was all about that ‘hit it in Quidditch’ life

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“We very mell...”
What you say when you try to bust out the old “we very well may be...” for the first time in a millennia.

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@desert_daze should’ve listened to @tameimpala and just let it happen 😂

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@thisisalyssalee @desert_daze The ticket says it’s non-refundable, so we’ll take the loss 🙁

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Brunch is just the best time. Everyone is there to eat breakfast at noon and nurse their hangovers/start day drinking with champagne. No judgement; same wavelength. Just a melting pot of people having a good time.

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As I was dragging my drunk wife home from the bar last night, she stops walking and chokes up a bit as she proclaims, “I didn’t vote for him! I don’t like him!” I asked, looking around at the empty street, “who?” She comes back with Brett Kavanaugh 😂😂😂

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Super proud of @AF_Academy football crushing Navy today. Hook ‘em all.

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@Ickey_Vickey8 high fashion

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@NintendoAmerica so what’s the deal with Bowsette? Come on. Give deets. Thx.