Jake Christensen

#Iowa native and @uiowa / @auwcl alum. SF/Palm Springs-based via DC. Regulatory Compliance Counsel @zoom. Views are my own.

[Jake Christensen @jakemchristense]

Happy .@SteveKornacki Day

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@kit_connor Hoping the surge of love fills you up and overwhelms the (completely uncalled for) hate and disrespect. Be gentle with yourself ❤️🌈

[Jake Christensen @jakemchristense]

@tomwalsh_93 Honesty is the best policy

[Jasmine Beach-Ferrara @JBeachFerrara]

I am Democrat Jasmine Beach-Ferrara. I am running against Madison Cawthorn. I have 4.5K followers. My opponent has 256K.

Can you please retweet this and ask everyone you know to follow this account to build our platform?

[Jake Christensen @jakemchristense]

“Watching the Super Bowl” in that I’m watching @jlo and @shakira’s halftime performance on a loop until #SuperBowl is over.

[Jake Christensen @jakemchristense]

@BeaAnneD Time for that garage, henny. Or a new car?

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@BeaAnneD 💀

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Didn’t realize that John Malkovich moonlighted as an ASL interpreter. #MAGAIsCancelled #GARunnoff

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Can we please stop questioning the intent and integrity of our poll workers and the people working their asses off to bring this to a close? @CNN suggesting human error just now and @msnbc (@maddow) saying that NV tabbers are sleeping in? STOP IT #buffoonery #ElectionResults2020

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I’ve chewed my way through five packs of gum and part of my arm. How’s everyone else doing?

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In case anyone needs something to watch that isn’t #RNCConvention2020 —> What bread looks like around the world https://t.co/G65DALA20m

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We will. For @JoeBiden and @KamalaHarris.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

IF YOU CAN PROTEST IN PERSON, YOU CAN VOTE IN PERSON!

[Jake Christensen @jakemchristense]

Well at least we know Cortez Masto isn't taking any money under the table #DNC2020 #whiterefrigerator

[Jake Christensen @jakemchristense]

I'm as excited for @KamalaHarris as I am for the regular @MayaRudolph appearances on @nbcsnl for the next eight years. #KamalaHarrisForVP

[Jake Christensen @jakemchristense]

@realDonaldTrump: “Uh oh”
Barbara Walters: “And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the understatement of the century”
#WhiteHouseBriefing

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The President referred to Iowa and Nebraska as countries and touched his eyes after death gripping the podium during today’s #whitehousePressconference #CoronaVirusTaskForce #canyounot

[Jake Christensen @jakemchristense]

Sleeping with the Enemy and What Lies Beneath walked so #TheInvisibleMan could run

[Jake Christensen @jakemchristense]

Can someone just put @realDonaldTrump in timeout with his list of “accomplishments” while the adults update the country? I don’t have all day (jk I do) #CoronaVirusTaskForce #TrumpPressConference

[Jake Christensen @jakemchristense]

#peakpandemic

[Sam Sokol @SamuelSokol]

An Israeli man walks his dog via drone (source: Facebook)