paul shart: mall flop

live, laugh, loathe

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I think there’s a reason why God only allowed one horse-girl per elementary class. The pure, chaotic energy of two horse-girls would have been too much to handle.

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the swan ate my baby!!!

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this is my personal diary from here on okaaaayyyyyyyy???!

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hello twitter world! is this place still a shit hole

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i wanted to queen out with them so bad

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we don’t talk about this empress enough

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a hernia
it’s like my tummy is outside
a hernia
a trip to the ER tonight

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this is more important to me than it should be

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Beyoncé attends Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour movie premiere.

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She other-mothered this

[Iván @FoxForFotz]

La otra madre ya se tuneó.

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if i was pregnant i’d only eat nerds gummy clusters so my baby is born dope as fuck

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doja pat*

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it's so cool how everyone in the movie home alone is a fucking idiot

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the best burps have a key change

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please clap

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shawn mendes in that recording booth for #LyleLyleCrocodile

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closer to 30 than to 16..

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Halloween costume inspo

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autumn starts tomorrow, remember to leave out milk and cookies tonight for hozier

[Netflix @netflix]

Let's solve the mystery of what you'll watch next month:

Scooby-Doo and Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed are coming to Netflix on October 1!

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@FXNetworks @DisneyPlus @theshadowsfx @hulu @andorofficial Vertical integration!

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the british “people” are “grieving”