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[Jake @JakeNelson94]

@catholicourtney Gotta love the Airbus barking in the background.

[Jake @JakeNelson94]

@BaronVonPhul @thevivafrei And both were hired for the color of their skin and not their resume.

[Jake @JakeNelson94]

@PressSec @POTUS Really made a mess out of that press conference today. When the democratic news outlets don't even trust you, you know it's bad. Like your boss, your days our numbered.

[Jake @JakeNelson94]

@ChicagosMayor At least if they are aborted, they won't grow up in the sad city of chicago or be shot dead.

[Jake @JakeNelson94]

@ZeelandCap @ChicagosMayor This graph is a perfect summary of how unions work. They make everything cost more and provide a lesser quality product.

[Jake @JakeNelson94]

@tahmanbradley Probably shouldn't joke about money laundering. We all know a large percentage of that $30k ended up back in his pocket.

[Jake @JakeNelson94]

@Shutorules @tahmanbradley It's a way to launder money from his political account to his personal account. Pays his barber and makeup person and next thing you know, the cash is back in his pocket.

[Jake @JakeNelson94]

@ChicagosMayor Worst weekend of the year. Just obnoxious people beeping the horns on cars the repo man is looking for.

[Jake @JakeNelson94]

@MidWestMet @ChicagosMayor That's his plan. Transfer wealth to his people. Keeps them voting for him.

[Jake @JakeNelson94]

@ChicagoDet @ChicagosMayor No, he does not realize this. Can we have an election for the rest of the city and the South and West side can keep this guy?

[Jake @JakeNelson94]

@NicholasGKalkas @GovPritzker Should also be adjusted for weight.

[Jake @JakeNelson94]

@GovPritzker They are also 2X as likely to be overweight. Stop the stat picking.

[Jake @JakeNelson94]

@CWBChicago "We Did it @JoeBiden". This administration is a disaster.

[Jake @JakeNelson94]

@CWBChicago "Shelton allegedly admitted that he fired the gun when he mistakenly tried to use it to light his pipe instead of using his gun-shaped lighter."

Hollywood can't even make this stuff up. What a story.

[Jake @JakeNelson94]

@fly2ohare @ChicagosMayor @SenatorDurbin @SenDuckworth @RepChuyGarcia @RepDannyDavis @FAANews @TSA Just like every other government run project in Chicago, this will finish over budget and behind schedule. You can thank the unions.

[Jake @JakeNelson94]

@Acityindust @tweet_chicago @MaryAnnAhernNBC @ChicagosMayor This administration in a nutshell. Can't even get the formatting right on a press release.

[Jake @JakeNelson94]

@m_lee2023 @Suntimes This guy's smart enough to be BJs brother.

[Jake @JakeNelson94]

@GovPritzker 1. Mayor and Governor make it an election initiative to open stores
2. Goverment offers incentives (We are currently at this step)
3. Stores open.
4. Stores have high shrink (theft)
5. Stores close due to poor profits
6. Repeat.

[Jake @JakeNelson94]

@CTULocal1 Average pay of $93k, only work about 200 days a year, and have some of the cheapest health insurance you can get and they still complain. Most people work 260 days a year. You don't deserve a penny more than you are getting.

[Jake @JakeNelson94]

@ChicagosMayor @ChiPubSchools @CPLAthletics @BLKBSBMEDIA When is @ChicagosMayor going to realize black people are only 25% of the population.