Jake

Jackrabbit Alum. Bovine Enthusiast. Father to a Goofball little Girl and Husband to a Beautiful Wife.

[John Deere USA @JohnDeere]

Sure Rudolph is great but the most famous Deere of all is the 4020

[Tyne Morgan @Tyne_Ag]

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[Joe Wecker @JoeWecker]

John Deere X9

[Thomas Sowell Quotes @ThomasSowell]

The least productive people are usually the ones who are most in favor of holding meetings.

[Jake @jakepost96]

Not to be insensitive, but saying New Orleans flooding is a catastrophe is kind of redundant. They flood out every five years. Move inland or get styrofoam furniture. #myopinion

[Colin Nachtigal @RainMakesGrains]

It took 7 minutes for the national news to link the flooding in NYC to global warming. Guys you have underground trains that run under miles and miles of asphalt and concrete. They need to leave the city more often to understand how Mother Nature operates.

[Matt Zimmer @MattJZimmer]

Augustana has announced it will have a beer garden inside Kirkeby-Over Stadium for all home football games this fall. Your move, SDSU.

[Jake @jakepost96]

Hey, national media outlets, listen up. This whole COVID thing. Enough is enough. It's time to...

[Jake @jakepost96]

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[Jacob Reinecker @jsreinecker]

Dudes with plans to go boating: “Bro why does it always rain on Memorial Day weekend?”

Farmers that cut alfalfa the last week of May every year:

[Jake @jakepost96]

@ScottPresler @POTUS He probably forgot.

[Jake @jakepost96]

Anybody else enjoy watching mice run out of the way of the roller? It's like a mouse's version of Indiana Jones running away from a boulder.#rollingbeans

[jaclyn wilson @FDGenetics]

I’m so excited that the @POTUS is doing such great things for our country. I can’t afford lumber, fuel, steel, equipment now-but not to worry at least if you put me out of business too-I can sit on a beach and pull unemployment. #checkyourscience

[Delph @bootybanjo]

okay this is getting to be too much

[Andrew Heine @heine_andrew]

PSA: don’t throw lit cigarettes in the road ditch. Especially when it hasn’t rained since July. #harvest2020

[Jake @jakepost96]

@RJHelsper @barstoolsports @HobosBarstool @30SecFightsVids Bbbbb;

[Jacob Bierstedt @Jacob_Bierstedt]

#EatRealMeat #DrinkRealMilk

[Jake @jakepost96]

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[Jake @jakepost96]

* See's small storm in the area driving home.
Me, being the optimistist: I think the rain is gunna stay on the other side of the ridge.
10 minutes later...fire hose opens up in the sky.