Jake Robson

Geordie. Freelance Stage Manager. Views are mine, not anyone I work for!

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@LNER are there any plans to change the WiFi on your trains to Starlink or just to make the WiFi generally useable any time soon? Please and thank you.

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@O2 Are you taking the actual piss?! You’ve had a whole year to stop your website crashing for iPhone pre orders like it did last year!

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@fagfetchd @_rubandscrub

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This is at Metrocentre by the way

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@ODEONCinemas why is my Limitless+ showing the normal £3 charge for Dolby but £4 if I want a recliner+ seat? Is that an error in the system or a new charge?

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@_rubandscrub @TodayTix It’s for me and Hannah! 😂

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@O2 Yeah it’s still not working. Awful. iPhone preorders happen this time every year, surely there’s systems in place to make this not happen. Are the stock levels for the 256gb Desert 16 pro max still good/will there be an allocation of walk in stock?

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@O2 been trying to pre order the new iPhone since 1pm site's been constantly down and now you've finally put a queue in place, my wait time's just gone from 16 mins to more than an hour. Really not good enough.

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@LNER why are your trains so bouncy?! I really needed to use the journey I’m on now to get some work done but I can’t physically hold my pen still cause the train’s bouncing around so much 🫠

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So since you’ve openly lied to and misled parliament in your “clarification” of the incident, when will you be handing in your resignation please?

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@JamesCleverly there’s video evidence of you saying “because it’s a shithole”
If you were referring to the MP instead of the town, “because HE’s a shithole” doesn’t make any grammatical sense and someone as educated as you wouldn’t make such a grammatical faux pas I’m sure.

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@David_Cameron Absolutely shocking. Unelected PM, cabinet members who aren’t even elected MPs - we’re literally living in a dictatorship.