Jacob Rummel

A most unengaging kickable boy | Executive Producer at @KIRONewsRadio.

[Jacob Rummel @jakerummel]

The Arnolfini portrait is of aliens right?

Everyone’s like “this portrait is about the rise of the merchant class” nah man it’s about aliens stealing a dog

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Hilarious to watch guys like this try to thread increasingly narrow needles to make sure they never admit a single college student was maybe actually right about something

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*guy “cancelled” in the 2010s turns out to suck much, much worse than we even knew at the time*

Centrists: “he actually only started to suck exactly when it’s politically convenient for me, personally.”

[Sandeep Kaushik @skaushik100]

What happened to this guy when he was teaching at Evergreen was a damning indictment of the cultural authoritarianism of the 2010s left.

What’s happened to him since is a damning indictment of the corrupting influence of social media, and of his incapacity for resisting its pull.

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i hope the rehab assignment is practicing his hand shakes

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don’t bring back cursed cal.

[Daniel Kramer @DKramer_]

Update on Cal Raleigh: He’ll remain in Seattle to rehab as the Mariners embark on their three-city road trip.

But sounds like he could near a Minors rehab assignment while they’re away.

He’s been ramping up the past few days -- running, swinging and catching drills.

[Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins]

Buttigieg: You shouldn't feel like you've got to choose between your health insurance premium and your mortgage. And when you do those bills, you should still be able to picture how you're going to have a vacation. That's not too much to ask in the United States of America.

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not a crash that’s just where he lives

[Shawn Garrett @ShawnGarrett]

Frito Lay truck crash in Crescent City, California.

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anyone else on here see something funny and want to send it to their girlfriend that’s not on here but sometimes you’re too lazy to screen shot it so you just wait for one of the Instagram meme accounts to do it for you

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getting a drink with a soft spoken friend

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@ACDAFC Not what mansplaining is but go off

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most likely thing to kill you if you’re walking around at night is a car. if these freaks cared about people’s safety they could advocate for lower speed limits or something practical but they’re busy fear mongering about people that aren’t actually bothering them at all

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there is something so uniquely embarrassing about wearing new blundstones

[patrick "inverted vibe curve" blanchfield @PatBlanchfield]

resharing this from me from well before epstein met his, uh. demise, about how the secret horrible truth of things is that the horror has always been entirely out in the wide open all along https://t.co/Fu11qO0WHT

[Jacob Rummel @jakerummel]

@crowcialist Kind of the inverse but just rewatched this movie last night

https://t.co/mjzbxajFA9

[kelsey mckinney @mckinneykelsey]

imo garbage men should make $100,000 a year because their job is so important and also everyone loves them.

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@FranziaMom not sure if you’re still here but I tell everyone to go to vindicktive wings

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@mornings0da jakerummel (even though I’m pretty sure the advice is just I should play less bullet)

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@OneCardLeft on a walk off walk

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What a mess. You’d never see anything like that in the men’s league. https://t.co/b9GciL66K8

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@TheWineDrinkler I’m so relieved “rumdog millionaire” did not stick with me

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And then they get a serious girlfriend that insists on calling them by their first name and it takes you a moment every time to figure out who they’re even taking about

[Ante D. Luvian @uncle_deluge]

High school phenomenon: boys begin referring to each other by last name, an arbitrary few never lose this designation and 15 years hence are still exclusively called by their surname

[Jacob Rummel @jakerummel]

Ugh there’s a typo I mean talking not taking who even cares I hate this place now anyway