The Arnolfini portrait is of aliens right?
Everyone’s like “this portrait is about the rise of the merchant class” nah man it’s about aliens stealing a dog
Hilarious to watch guys like this try to thread increasingly narrow needles to make sure they never admit a single college student was maybe actually right about something
*guy “cancelled” in the 2010s turns out to suck much, much worse than we even knew at the time*
Centrists: “he actually only started to suck exactly when it’s politically convenient for me, personally.”
What happened to this guy when he was teaching at Evergreen was a damning indictment of the cultural authoritarianism of the 2010s left.
What’s happened to him since is a damning indictment of the corrupting influence of social media, and of his incapacity for resisting its pull.
Update on Cal Raleigh: He’ll remain in Seattle to rehab as the Mariners embark on their three-city road trip.
But sounds like he could near a Minors rehab assignment while they’re away.
He’s been ramping up the past few days -- running, swinging and catching drills.
Buttigieg: You shouldn't feel like you've got to choose between your health insurance premium and your mortgage. And when you do those bills, you should still be able to picture how you're going to have a vacation. That's not too much to ask in the United States of America.
anyone else on here see something funny and want to send it to their girlfriend that’s not on here but sometimes you’re too lazy to screen shot it so you just wait for one of the Instagram meme accounts to do it for you
most likely thing to kill you if you’re walking around at night is a car. if these freaks cared about people’s safety they could advocate for lower speed limits or something practical but they’re busy fear mongering about people that aren’t actually bothering them at all
resharing this from me from well before epstein met his, uh. demise, about how the secret horrible truth of things is that the horror has always been entirely out in the wide open all along https://t.co/Fu11qO0WHT
And then they get a serious girlfriend that insists on calling them by their first name and it takes you a moment every time to figure out who they’re even taking about
High school phenomenon: boys begin referring to each other by last name, an arbitrary few never lose this designation and 15 years hence are still exclusively called by their surname