jacob rosado

I'm a pair of socks. And if you don't follow me Jacob might cry.

[jacob rosado @Jakes_socks]

I've been doing the math, and firecrackers and slingshots should theoretically work really well together.

[halle. @HalleRampulla]

It's my birthday I'm listening to black flag and drinking coffee I can tell it going to be a good day

[jacob rosado @Jakes_socks]

Grubhub saved my life. @HalleRampulla

[jacob rosado @Jakes_socks]

@tony3scars @mattpepe1 Both y'all gay and don't like money.

[jacob rosado @Jakes_socks]

@Tony3scars Breaking News: Tony still pushes mongo.

[jacob rosado @Jakes_socks]

@Tony3scars Coming from the person that found his bike in the trash. AKA your living room.

[jacob rosado @Jakes_socks]

@Tony3scars Maybe if you wasn't broke. You'd have some god damn milk.

[jacob rosado @Jakes_socks]

Photo: Project bike for my mom. http://t.co/mMYe5scow2

[jacob rosado @Jakes_socks]

"Left hand on that steering wheel, right hand on dat pussy" JK I'm lonely and don't own a car.

[jacob rosado @Jakes_socks]

Photo: River Side http://t.co/cev8sjfj9j

[Lil B THE BASEDGOD @LILBTHEBASEDGOD]

Lil B - Stealing From Strippers *MUSIC VIDEO* EXTREMELY RARE VERSION!! C...: http://t.co/1JDBnVlcbD via @youtube

[jacob rosado @Jakes_socks]

@LILBTHEBASEDGOD @YouTube Too much fire.

[halle. @HalleRampulla]

Deep fried hotdogs @jakes_socks

[jacob rosado @Jakes_socks]

If you accept cold pizza as breakfast. Then we're getting married.

[jacob rosado @Jakes_socks]

@fatttyyy I heard that's legal in Kansas now.

[halle. @HalleRampulla]

Shot gunning creamers @jakes_socks

[halle. @HalleRampulla]

''dont ever tell me keshas not punk'' - @jakes_socks

[jacob rosado @Jakes_socks]

@TheHefty_Lefty With your mom.

[jacob rosado @Jakes_socks]

@Tony3scars Lookin like a Charman Ultra Soft commercial out here.

[jacob rosado @Jakes_socks]

Putting oatmeal raisin cookies right next to the chocolate chip ones is how you get shot.