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[Al @jakesimmons15]

@billmaher Don’t listen to these guys Bill. Someone has to act normal.

[Al @jakesimmons15]

Baker said something everyone else already thought or already said. Who gives a shit?

[Al @jakesimmons15]

@RamTrucks Fuck yeah!!! I’m always off road.

[Al @jakesimmons15]

@Cr_wf_rd @PJKAISK Only surgery I wanna see is one that brings more dicks into the world.

[Al @jakesimmons15]

@ClevTA Yep. This could be a blessing. Only time it backfires is end of game when need a field goal

[Al @jakesimmons15]

@923TheFan @BullandFox @JaycrawfordCLE Thought that was a summer shandy in Freddie’s hands

[Al @jakesimmons15]

@PatriotsSBLIII *4-0

[Al @jakesimmons15]

@sternshow please put the entire medicated Pete interview up. I have to see him.

[Al @jakesimmons15]

@csch12 My favorite word bro.

[Al @jakesimmons15]

@morninggloria Thank god someone said it.

[Al @jakesimmons15]

@AkronJackson This is one of your best.

[Al @jakesimmons15]

@DanMassey11 @ModdGrizzly Exactly what we were talking about a couple weeks ago. But I still can’t believe this dipshits turning down 30 mill contracts. Take your money and run

[Al @jakesimmons15]

@richeisen This story is pretty nuts. Good for that kid

[Al @jakesimmons15]

@thakalainstain Yeah and queer studies sounds fuckin hot

[Al @jakesimmons15]

@realDonaldTrump Very stoic Don. Easy to tell you’re not bothered at all

[Al @jakesimmons15]

@TomiLahren Your intentionally crazy comments definitely drive engagement

[Al @jakesimmons15]

@tedcruz Don’t forget the heavy funding from Fully Loaded Chew. Everyone should look. Those dudes up. Can’t believe they’d donate! https://t.co/qfjQRYWyQX

[Al @jakesimmons15]

@thakalainstain Cruz is an idiot. But still a bitch move by that other guy to act like these people are evil just because they disagree politically. All it will do is make nut jobs support their businesses even more. Sorta wish he’d put Fully Loaded Chew on the list for the publicity

[Al @jakesimmons15]

@YahooSports @SteveKerr @Coach_Leach @GuyFieri @VancityReynolds @KingJames @JJWatt @mPinoe @Chiefs @warriors @taylorswift13 1 and I’d ask Lebron and Ellen to leave.

[Al @jakesimmons15]

@cundiffio Rookie record for TD’s. Yeah I’d say that’s a nice rookie year