Jake the Bard

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[Jake the Bard @jakethebard2]

@Sho_Unsub The days of LinkedIn being relatively useful have unfortunately come and gone. I still have it for job hunting, but even that is mostly useless now because a bunch of companies just put perpetual job openings up with no intention of actually hiring people.

[Jake the Bard @jakethebard2]

@HLC_actual I challenge you to change your handle to Mudflap

[Jake the Bard @jakethebard2]

@pandthepistol I’ve had an AGV for almost nine years. It’s a really great helmet. I’d like to get an Arai though.

[Jake the Bard @jakethebard2]

@pandthepistol 9mm for my edc. When I was working armed security I carried a .40S&W. I still carry the 40 from time to time, but I’ve been thinking about trading it in to offset the cost of a new Echelon.

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@HLC_actual I’m pretty sure that was actually your ballsack brushing the floor

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@Overserved_Pod @Large_Prime_Num @pepperboxtv Plops for Overserved on Pepperbox!

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@TRHLofficial @Fat_Electrician Wait until you watch this one. It’s my all-time favorite

https://t.co/04TTTy1Jtm

[Jake the Bard @jakethebard2]

Hey I'm doing a midday stream! Come hang out! https://t.co/aZvOuBXQJK

[Jake the Bard @jakethebard2]

I'm live in about ten minutes! Come hang out as I play a little classic Star Wars! https://t.co/sFeukmy1YL

[Jake the Bard @jakethebard2]

I'm going live on Twitch in about five minutes! Come hang out with me! Just search jakethebard2

[Jake the Bard @jakethebard2]

It's been quite some time. But your friendly internet-based bard is going to be live on Twitch in just under 2 hours! Set your reminders to tune in at 7:30 Eastern Time! #twitch

[Jake the Bard @jakethebard2]

@StitchCrimson @thebehemoth This is the sweetest thing. Like candy! Make sure to buckle your pants!

[Jake the Bard @jakethebard2]

@Sho_Unsub @hickok45 @HardcoreHistory @GarySinise

[Jake the Bard @jakethebard2]

@okelley_cameron @UnsubscribeCast @GarySinise THIS

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@UnsubscribeCast Hickok45 would be awesome!

[Jake the Bard @jakethebard2]

@UnsubscribeCast @Tectone Let’s put it this way:

If you were to get shit on your finger (say, hypothetically, you used one ply and your finger broke through to the business end of that TP at the wrong time) would you be okay with just wiping your finger off and not washing your hands? I thought not.

[Jake the Bard @jakethebard2]

@CharlieK_news 100%. Send every single person in the files right to the woodchipper. Anyone who says differently also deserves to enter the chipper.

[Jake the Bard @jakethebard2]

@MrJamesMay I just wanted to let you know that my partner and I loved Our Man in Japan, and we loved the Robo-Han bit so much that we started calling each other “Bim” as a term of endearment!

[Jake the Bard @jakethebard2]

@Fat_Electrician I saw the exact same ad on my feed today too. So I went and looked at the Disney+ app to see if it was available and I am sad to say that it was not.

[Jake the Bard @jakethebard2]

@ggreenwald You’re a good man and one of the few great journalists of our time. My condolences on the criminal leaking of your private videos.