Jake VP

Musician | Husband | Dog Father

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@superfancbs @ShaniaTwain #superfamderek !

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@superfancbs #superfanderek for Shania!!

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I’m watching “I Know What You Did Last Summer” for the first time, and HOLY SH!T these kids deserved every bit of what I assume is coming.

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@alexstreetmusic 🤣

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Me:“What podcasts do you listen to?”

Stranger in line at Target:“How did you know I listen to podcasts?”

Me: “….you’re literally wearing Bombas Socks…”

[Building Performance Association @JoinBPA]

Hi @EnergyCircle #NHPC22 #DigitalMarketing experts!

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It’s VERY clear the @NBAs rules on free throw rebounding have changed. But I am too lazy to look it up, and would much rather continue to be mad about it for no reason at all.

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@jessebarrera I think of accidentally putting the whole thing in the microwave and then opening it 1:00 later to a crumpled and poisonous mess

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@sparksthetoby Fuckin EW, who goes there in that context?

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@spizzyspose IP laws probably.

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Amazon and Meta spent over $20 mill EACH on lobbying in 2021, and the number of Amazon lobbyists in DC outnumbers sitting US senators. (Source and inspiration from @profgalloway )

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@sparksthetoby The whole “giving celebs with deplorable pasts a pass” has been very top of mind lately. Like, we’re all just still cool with Michael Jackson’s music?

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@McGlocknbible Considering starting a sexual anarchy militia

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@sparksthetoby My response to this headline is: “in other news, water found to be wet”🤣

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@KeithCarson It makes all the sense in the world. I can’t believe I never thought about it

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@davidandw2 @KeithCarson I tangentially work in the field, and had no idea!

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My favorite SB commercial was the one where they took multiple actors from my favorite shows and put them in funny situations and made nods to their fictional characters or celebrity status and scored it with cover of a song from when I was in high school.

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HAWT TAKE: that halftime show was really good. #halftime #show #half #time #show #h #a #l…. Ok you get it.

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All I can think about before this halftime show is @peteholmes’s (the E*trade Baby we all just laughed at) joke about Snoop Dogg recording “The Next Episode”