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After years of Lifestyle dreaming, two unsuspecting and devilishly saucy souls matched on Tinder; the spark was immediate and the flames intense.

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@OurSecretLifeUK Sign of a good night…..

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@NoContextBrits I’m not enjoying this wet T-Shirt competition

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This is undoubtedly the hottest pic @secret_vixen1

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I’ve enjoyed #30DaysOfLingerie but it’s been hard to keep up with it this week so I’m glad May is almost here! This is also a reminder that for every so called sexy pic I take, there’s about a million of these too 😂

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@OurSecretLifeUK

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@naughtycoup1e Let her finish, get the canes out, give her a very rosy arse and then join her in the bed for an hour or so.

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@JillsCornerTime @S_I_R_Jack Sometimes I think she does these things to get attention. Surely there must be punishment for that too.

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@OurSecretLifeUK 94. We’re very happy being kinky f*ckers.

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@bedhoppersUK How about dealing with restrictions following surgery / illness that impact a couple’s ability to play

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@NoContextHumans Gun crime

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@PicturesFoIder

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@naughtycoup1e Had sex on the passenger seat on the way home from a club on Saturday night..

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@LKTranslator

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@NoContextBrits Pot Noodle!

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@Michael1979 Your analysis fails the equality test. What about those who competed at the Paralympics in the same year and using the same facilities. I have no evidence to support this, but I suspect many Paralympic a were born in 2032

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@helen_something Florida man accused of stabbing woman over underdone potato

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@OurSecretLifeUK He always cheers me up.

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@engineers_feed Engineers usually don’t know what they want or what to expect from the new technology that will make them better at the same job or even worse than they were before

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@NoContextBrits Marmite. It has to be Marmite.

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@Ottojizzmark We are all doomed……

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@mrmarksteel It contains the Arc de Triomphe which is poorly named.